- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Chuck Norris died.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Looks through the peephole.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Your mother

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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