Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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the guy below me is gay

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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ruddell and dodds anal

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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minorities.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Anti Joke

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