- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Steve Jobs.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Hitler was Jewish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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