What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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Your mother

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Penis!

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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