- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Knock Knock No one answers....

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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