A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

What is a question?

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

cms.......?????

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Chuck Norris died.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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