- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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