what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Lebron Traveled

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Once upon a time.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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