What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Will you marry me?

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NEVER

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