To mamas so fat shes fat

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Women's Rights

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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