A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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My Girlfriend

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obama is a good president

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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dog

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Anti jokes.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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