- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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like my drawing of a white person?

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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