Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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potato farming

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Women's Rights

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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