An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Whats 0+0 0

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Sarah Palin is President

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Wolf Pussy

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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The WNBA.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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