- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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