Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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