Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Sit on Santas lap Boner

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

How much is an abortion? A life

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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YOU IS DUM

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

I'm taken

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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