- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

women's rights

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

To mamas so fat shes fat

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

S.O.P.A

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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