A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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