Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Sex. That is all.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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What flys? A fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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