- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

balls in ya mouf

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

women leaving the kitchen

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