Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Asians

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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The WNBA.

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Hello

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NEVER

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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