- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

suck my dick.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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