A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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