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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Du bist mein Kampf

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Chuck Norris died.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

whats pale and white your ass.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Knock Knock No one answers....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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