whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Penis

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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I only like NY as a friend.

Poop

Anti Joke

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