- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

An iguana walks out of a bar

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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