The WNBA.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Paul Dylan King!

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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