What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Anti Joke

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