Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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potatoes

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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i hate you.

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Womens rights

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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