what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Women's sports.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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like my drawing of a white person?

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What is a question?

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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