Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What's up? The sky.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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