What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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