- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A baby seal walks into a club...

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

The Economy

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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