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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Penis.

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Banana(s)

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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womens rights

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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