What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Sarah Palin is President

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

Women's rights.

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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