Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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women's rights

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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stuff and dogs {()}

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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