- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Asians

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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