- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Banana(s)

Penis.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What sucks?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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