Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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The Holocaust

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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suck my dick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Penis.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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