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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

cms.......?????

roses are red, violets are violet

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

a show horse jumps over a bar

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