Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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i hate you.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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