- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

women's rights

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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