Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Pavel Novak

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Women's Rights

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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imadewords

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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