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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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It says so on your cap.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Hello

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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the your face joke

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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