Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Knock Knock No one answers....

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

My Girlfriend

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

women's rights

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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