- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

The Economy

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Poop

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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