What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What is a question?

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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suck my dick.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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