Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Vagina-Boob

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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