- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

what is white and red all over? a ginger

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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