What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Womens' rights.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Penis.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Banana(s)

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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womens rights

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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