1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

roses are red, violets are violet

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

666 im christian

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

cms.......?????

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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