- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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suck my dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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