Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

planking.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

stuff and dogs {()}

Susie has Autism

Star Wars

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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