what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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whos gay? you are

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Asians

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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T-Dog scare me

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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The horse said "nay."

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Anti Joke

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