Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

A fat boy walked into a party

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

guess what? chicken butt.

Knock Knock No one answers....

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Vagina-Boob

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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