What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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planking.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Susie has Autism

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Chuck Norris

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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