What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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you will die someday

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What is worse than hell?

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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