Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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planking.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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