- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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