Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

Knock knock *No one was home*

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Lebron Traveled

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

This is not a good joke.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

A jew went to Germany.

Small titties.

the guy below me is gay

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