- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

potato farming

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Flab

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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