- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Vagina-Boob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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cory is gay

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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