Poopsack Jones

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Tennesse

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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whats pale and white your ass.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Video Games

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Vagina-Boob

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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