Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Flab

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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you will die someday

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Sex. That is all.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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OGC - tilt your head

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imadewords

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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