Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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