- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Will gropes Ebola victims

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Your Mom

you will die someday

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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