- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Period Blood

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Video Games

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

cory is gay

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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