- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Chuck Norris died.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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