3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

A British man walks into a dental office.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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