- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Your mom

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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