- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Women's rights.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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