What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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weiner? balls

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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69

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Asians

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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