A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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