- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Whats funnier than 24? 25

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Asians

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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