A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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