Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Pavel Novak

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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