Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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