What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Rebecca Black

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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planking.

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cory is gay

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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who smells? •Liam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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