- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

robin, get in the car.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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