Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

I have read the Terms of Service.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

baby seal walks into a bar

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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