Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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