ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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T-Dog scare me

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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The horse said "nay."

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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I'm taken

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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