- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Penis!

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

roses are red, violets are violet

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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