Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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OGC - tilt your head

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Once upon a time.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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