- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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