- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

whos gay? you are

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Knock knock No one was home

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

This is not a good joke.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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