How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Steve Jobs.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Penis in a box.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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