how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Compton

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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