roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Womens rights

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What is a question?

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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your life

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Anti Joke

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