Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

This is not a good joke.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Lebron Traveled

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

A jew went to Germany.

Small titties.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

the guy below me is gay

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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