- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Q: What's the point? A: .

a show horse jumps over a bar

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Compton

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

whats pale and white your ass.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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