- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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