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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Women's Rights

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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