- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

What did you say? I don't know.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

There's no "i" in tim.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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