ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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robin, get in the car.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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