When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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I'm gay.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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