Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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The Holocaust

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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