- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Hitler was Jewish.

My Girlfriend

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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