What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Banana(s)

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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