Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Tennesse

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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