Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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robin, get in the car.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Anti Joke

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