Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Your mom goes to college

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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