whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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1234 5

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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