Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Yeah, totally.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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