What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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Your mother

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