Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

To mamas so fat shes fat

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

potato farming

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Knock, knock. Come in!

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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