josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Compton

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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