Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Enchilada

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cory is gay

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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