- Anti Joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Will gropes Ebola victims

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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