Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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