Sex. That is all.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

What flys? A fly

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

antijokes

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Hummer.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

9/11

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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