A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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