- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

How much is an abortion? A life

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

the your face joke

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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