Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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planking.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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So dont touch it

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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