A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Justin Bieber

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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