- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Penis.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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