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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Amputations.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Du bist mein Kampf

What sucks?

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Women"s Rights

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