- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

A British man walks into a dental office.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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like for a handjob.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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