ROSS G IS OBESE

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Penis.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Whats9+10 19

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

Du bist mein Kampf

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Penis!

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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