- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q: What's the point? A: .

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Poopsack Jones

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Tennesse

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

cory is gay

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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