- Anti Joke

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..