What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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