How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

A woman gets in her car to drive.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Your mother

Chaney is a dumb b****

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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