Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Hello

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Asians

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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