Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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:-)book

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Tennesse

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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