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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Once upon a time.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

Will you marry me?

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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