Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Lebron Traveled

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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This is not a good joke.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Will you marry me?

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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