What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

a

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

1234 5

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

thumb_up thumb_down +13

women leaving the kitchen

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Vagina-Boob

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

thumb_up thumb_down +11

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops