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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

whats pale and white your ass.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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