How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Womens' rights.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Microsoft Windows

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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