How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

penis that is all

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

thumb_up thumb_down +17

a show horse jumps over a bar

thumb_up thumb_down +15

My mom just died....

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

cory is gay

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

My friends are like trampolines I have none

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops