What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Rebecca Black

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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