Du bist mein Kampf

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

What sucks?

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Women"s Rights

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

A fat boy walked into a party

guess what? chicken butt.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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