- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

What's up? The sky.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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