Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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Guy walks into a bar and half his head is an orange. Barman: What can i get.. holy shit half your head is an orange!! How did that happen?? Guy: Magic Lamp, rubbed it, three wishes etc etc. Barman: What in the bejesus were your three wishes, half your head is an orange. Guy: First Wish – I wished for every woman in the world to love me. Barman: Right, that is ok. What was your second wish? Guy: Second Wish – I wished that I was a billionaire. Barman: What in the hell was your third wish half your head is a frickin orange? Guy: It was a silly wish. I dot wanna say: Barman: Go on tell me, I’ll give you a drink. Guy: OK well for my third wish I wished that half my head was an orange.

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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