Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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Womens rights.

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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