A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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8============D PEN1S

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