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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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