why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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1unno;njfjk

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Obama is a good president.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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