- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

Knock knock silence Knock knock silence KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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