Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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