- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

Knock knock silence Knock knock silence KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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