what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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