Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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Stephen Walking.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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