Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Anti jokes are funny

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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