Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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no u

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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I have no ideas.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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