- Anti Joke

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Gestapo.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.