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minorities.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Penis.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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The Holocaust

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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