What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red, violets are violet

Strawberries!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

jack shine has boobs

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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