Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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suck my dick.

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Banana(s)

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Anti Joke

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