Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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robin, get in the car.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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What's up? The sky.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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