Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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This is not a good joke.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Will you marry me?

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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I'm taken

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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