- Anti Joke

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Ancient Greeks rights

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Penis

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

I only like NY as a friend.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Knock knock No one was home

how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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