- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

This is my joke. funny

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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