- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

potatoes

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

A woman gets in her car to drive.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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