Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

You know George Washington? He died.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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