There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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My mom just died....

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Steve Jobs.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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