Osama Bin Laden dies.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

potato farming

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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