Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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