- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

whats pale and white your ass.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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