- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

You want to hear a joke? Democract

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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