Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Woman's Rights.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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What is worse than hell?

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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