what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Wolf Pussy

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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