only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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YOU IS DUM

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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