The Holocaust

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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no u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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