How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Poop

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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you just lost the game!

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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This is not a good joke.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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