- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Chuck Norris died.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Three blondes walk into a community college.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

whats pale and white your ass.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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