How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

penis that is all

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

My mom just died....

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

a show horse jumps over a bar

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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