- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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