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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Baseball

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Looks through the peephole.

A baby seal walks into a club.

World Peace

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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