What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

What sucks?

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

what time is it rape time

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Chuck Norris died.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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