A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

The Economy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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