What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Whats9+10 19

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Looks through the peephole.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Chuck Norris died.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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