What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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weiner? balls

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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The horse said "nay."

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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