What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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obama is a good president

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My Girlfriend

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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