Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Whats 0+0 0

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Lil' Wayne

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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