What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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cms.......?????

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

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