- Anti Joke

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Ancient Greeks rights

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Penis

I only like NY as a friend.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Knock knock No one was home

how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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