- Anti Joke

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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