Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Will you marry me?

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Wolf Pussy

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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