Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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My Girlfriend

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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