What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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