What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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