- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

To mamas so fat shes fat

potato farming

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

austins gay lolololol

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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