- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

obama is a good president

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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