Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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