a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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planking.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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