- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

you just lost the game!

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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