potato farming

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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weiner? balls

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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