Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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