i hate you.

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potatoes

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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suck my dick.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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What sucks?

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cms.......?????

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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