Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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I'm gay.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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