- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

whats pale and white your ass.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

robin, get in the car.

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