BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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So dont touch it

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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You know George Washington? He died.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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What is worse than hell?

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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weiner? balls

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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you will die someday

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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