There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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I'm gay.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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