- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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