A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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