me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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