Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Hitler was Jewish.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

cory is gay

Enchilada

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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