- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.