How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Flab

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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nine...eleven

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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you will die someday

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Sex. That is all.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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I'm gay.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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