- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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