What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Whats 0+0 0

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Womens rights

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Women's sports.

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potatoes

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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