what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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you just lost the game!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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antijokes

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It says so on your cap.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Whats 0+0 0

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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