Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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like my drawing of a white person?

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i hate you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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