What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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