Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Tennesse

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Vagina-Boob

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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