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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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