Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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ruddell and dodds anal

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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minorities.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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