How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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