How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

A British man walks into a dental office.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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