What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Asians

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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