what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Sex. That is all.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Lebron Traveled

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Anti Joke

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