What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Looks through the peephole.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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