- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Your mother

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Steve Jobs.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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