That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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whos gay? you are

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Haha

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Pavel Novak

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Your Mom

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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