what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Whats9+10 19

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Chuck Norris died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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