- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Asians

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Your Mom

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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