Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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BUTTERFARTING

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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