- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Small titties.

NEVER

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

"Hello." "Hi."

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

minorities.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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