GAY PEOPLE

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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