- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Knock Knock No one answers....

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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