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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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