A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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My Girlfriend

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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21

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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