- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

womens rights

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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