whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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obama is a good president

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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