- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

robin, get in the car.

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