I only like NY as a friend.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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penis

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Women's rights.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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imadewords

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Anti Joke

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