- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Baseball

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Your mother

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

Yeah, totally.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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