What iz stupid? Hibiyav

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

My Girlfriend

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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