Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Sit on Santas lap Boner

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Small titties.

NEVER

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

The WNBA.

Hello

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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