what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Womens rights

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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