How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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women's rights

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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