Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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weiner? balls

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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you will die someday

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What is worse than hell?

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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