Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Penis!

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Women"s Rights

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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