- Anti Joke

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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