- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Will gropes Ebola victims

brett is a dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Pavel Novak

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Your Mom

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Poop

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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