Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Womens' rights.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Women rights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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