Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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The WNBA.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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