- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Susie has Autism

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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