R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Hey

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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