- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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