What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Penis.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Justin Bieber

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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