A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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The WNBA.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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8===========D O:

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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