What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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i hate you.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Womens rights

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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