A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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