My Girlfriend

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Ancient Greeks rights

Your Mom

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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