Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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stuff and dogs {()}

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Susie has Autism

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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