What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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your life

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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