- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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