What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Women's sports.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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