- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Women

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

What did you say? I don't know.

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Jokes are funny.

knock knock go away ok

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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