Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Looks through the peephole.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Chuck Norris died.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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