- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Pavel Novak

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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