Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Chayton

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Susie has Autism

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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