Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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