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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Womens' rights.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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