i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Women

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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