- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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