A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Anti Joke

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