What is brown and sticky?

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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What is a question?

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Baseball

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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