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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

A woman gets in her car to drive.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Chuck Norris died.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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