Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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