What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

brett is a dick

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

What is an anti-joke? This is.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Asians

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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