- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Chuck Norris

KIMBERLEY HONEY

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Pavel Novak

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Women's Rights

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??