What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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The horse said "nay."

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Will you marry me?

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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