- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Steve Jobs.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Hitler was Jewish.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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