What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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the guy below me is gay

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NEVER

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Lil' Wayne

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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