- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

cory is gay

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

who smells? •Liam

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Susie has Autism

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

obama is a good president

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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