I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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I'm gay.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Hitler is my role model

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