A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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