What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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