obama is a good president

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Obama-Care

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

whos gay? you are

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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