A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Penis

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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the guy below me is gay

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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