An indian boy gets a girlfriend

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

the guy below me is gay

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Justin Bieber

BUTTERFARTING

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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