- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

women leaving the kitchen

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Yeah, totally.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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