- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

brett is a dick

I have read the Terms of Service.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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