Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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9/11

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Boobs are nasty!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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