- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

You know George Washington? He died.

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