What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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you just lost the game!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Sex. That is all.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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antijokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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