- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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