- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Haha

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

whos gay? you are

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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