- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Vagina-Boob

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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