Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

I only like NY as a friend.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

This is not a good joke.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

antijokes

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Hummer.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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