How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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penis that is all

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Steve Jobs.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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