What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Baseball

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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