Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Your Mom

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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