If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

penis that is all

My mom just died....

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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