- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Hitler was Jewish.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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