- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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