I have read the Terms of Service.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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antijokes

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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