- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

You want to hear a joke? Democract

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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