- Anti Joke

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Hitler was Jewish.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.