What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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What sucks?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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