- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

It's your mother, open the door.

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

whats pale and white your ass.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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