weiner? balls

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Small titties.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Will you marry me?

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Anti Joke

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