whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Nah

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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69

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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