What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Chuck Norris died.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Du bist mein Kampf

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Your mom

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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