So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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The WNBA.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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stuff and dogs {()}

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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