What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Penis!

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

roses are red, violets are violet

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

a catholic priest and a young boy

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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