What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Small titties.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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NEVER

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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