Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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