How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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I'm taken

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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