Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Your Mom

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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K

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Grapefruit.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Akshaytiger World

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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