A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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