- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

penis that is all

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Steve Jobs.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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