- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

obama is a good president

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

i have aids and a chode

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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