How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Hummer.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

You want to hear a joke? Democract

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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