- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Your Mom

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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