- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

obama is a good president

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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