How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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austins gay lolololol

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Anti Joke

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