Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Homework.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Pavel Novak

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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