Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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So dont touch it

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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