We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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The Economy

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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21

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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