- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

AVI IS A FAG

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Hitler was Jewish.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

planking.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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