Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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My Girlfriend

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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My mom.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all starts back in 1765. Sir clucks the 3rd, was the finest most brave chicken there was. No other chickens could even compare. Well you see Sir clucks, with all of his riches and wealth, was one of the most popular chickens of his time. Everyone knew of his vast fortunes. Unfortunately for sir clucks his fortune caused him great misfortunes. You see the dastardly Honey badger brothers heard of the Great Sir clucks and thought to themselves "Why does sir clucks get all the fame and fortune." With that being said the Three brothers came up with one of the most evil plans. They found sir clucks, walking through an alleyway in SHITBUTT city. They surrounded Sir clucks and beat him to the brink of death. They then threw a bag over his head and threw him in their windowless rape van. They then sped off in the night, taking sir clucks to their hideout out in the Dastardly Dry Desert. Not many days passed before the citizens of SHITBUTT city realized that their Most beloved Sir clucks had gone missing. Day,weeks months passed by, but to no avail. Finally, in the 4th month of sir clucks absence, the honey badger brothers sent mayor Monkeyman a ransom note explaining how they want 1 million in clean bills. Little did they know Sir clucks had been coming up with a plan of his own, as the days passed. Nightfall came and Sir clucks set his plan in motion. He had been working on getting his bindings loose and tonight was the night he would escape. "I don't feel so well" says sir clucks to one of the honey badger brothers that was on guard that night. "ehhh what seems to be the problem?" he opens sirclucks cage, not knowing he is a 7th level Black belt. BAM SMACK BONG and with that sir clucks moved quicker than a jack rabbit and ran out into the chill desert night. After hours of running and his feet bloody to the bone he came to a road. You know what happened next? He crossed that SHIT and lived happily ever after And that my amigos is the Factual true story of Sir clucks the 3rd.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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