what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Sex. That is all.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Whats 0+0 0

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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