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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Ancient Greeks rights

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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