- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

womens rights

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

KEVIN HART

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Anne Frank.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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