1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

weiner? balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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