How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Sarah Palin is President

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Anti Joke

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