Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Women's Rights

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Sex. That is all.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Lebron Traveled

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This is not a good joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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