What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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planking.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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