- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Rebecca Black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

cory is gay

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

NEVER

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

who smells? •Liam

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