- Anti Joke

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Asians

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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