- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

A baby seal walks into a club...

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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