Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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