Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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