why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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planking.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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