Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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cms.......?????

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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