What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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