What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Your Mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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