1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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This is not a good joke.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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