- Anti Joke

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

planking.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.