What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Women

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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knock knock go away ok

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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boobs

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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