why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Chuck Norris died.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Your mother

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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A man. That is all.

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Anti Joke

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