Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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So dont touch it

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Flab

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