timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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25

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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knock knock your gay

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