What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Mitt Romney for president.

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An asian walks out of math class

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Don't think of granny porn

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AVI IS A FAG

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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