A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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GAY PEOPLE

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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