- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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