why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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I'm taken

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