What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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