Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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