Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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How much is an abortion? A life

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Will you marry me?

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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