What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Steve Jobs.

Compton

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Knock Knock No one answers....

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

who smells? •Liam

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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