- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

My mom just died....

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Hitler was Jewish.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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