Lil' Wayne

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Womens' rights.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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