JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Sex. That is all.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Lebron Traveled

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Anti Joke

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