- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Yeah, totally.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Steve Jobs.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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