- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

planking.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

S.O.P.A

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

The Economy

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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