A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Penis!

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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