- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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