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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Asians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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