Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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cms.......?????

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Chuck Norris died.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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