Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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