Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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