- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

baby seal walks into a bar

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Knock knock No one was home

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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