Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Your mom

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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