How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

cory is gay

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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