- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

S.O.P.A

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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