The Economy

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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My mom.

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8=D

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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