Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Penis.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Chuck Norris died.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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