why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

who smells? •Liam

NEVER

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Susie has Autism

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

obama is a good president

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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