- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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