- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Obama-Care

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

OGC - tilt your head

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Once upon a time.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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