Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

cory is gay

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

dog

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

An iguana walks out of a bar

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

My Girlfriend

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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