- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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