If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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the your face joke

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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