- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

a man walked out of church and said F***!

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