so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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