Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Women"s Rights

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Tennesse

Knock Knock No one answers....

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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