What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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womens rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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