Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Women's sports.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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i hate you.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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