Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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who smells? •Liam

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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