What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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I'm gay.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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antijokes

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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