What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Justin Bieber

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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