What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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