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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

I have read the Terms of Service.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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brett is a dick

I have read the Terms of Service.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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