Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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