- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

I have read the Terms of Service.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

I'm gay.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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