- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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