- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

You want to hear a joke? Democract

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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