Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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