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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Knock, knock. Come in!

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

I only like NY as a friend.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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