- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Three blondes walk into a community college.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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