A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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