You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Justin Bieber

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BUTTERFARTING

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Whats 0+0 0

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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