- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Nah

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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