Rebecca Black

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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