Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Pavel Novak

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Flab

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