What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What's 6+2? 16

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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