- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

So dont touch it

brett is a dick

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Pavel Novak

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Haha

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Poop

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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