- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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