why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

You know George Washington? He died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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