Lebron Traveled

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Small titties.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Whats 0+0 0

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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