silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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