Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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