- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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