Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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