- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

you will die someday

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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