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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all starts back in 1765. Sir clucks the 3rd, was the finest most brave chicken there was. No other chickens could even compare. Well you see Sir clucks, with all of his riches and wealth, was one of the most popular chickens of his time. Everyone knew of his vast fortunes. Unfortunately for sir clucks his fortune caused him great misfortunes. You see the dastardly Honey badger brothers heard of the Great Sir clucks and thought to themselves "Why does sir clucks get all the fame and fortune." With that being said the Three brothers came up with one of the most evil plans. They found sir clucks, walking through an alleyway in SHITBUTT city. They surrounded Sir clucks and beat him to the brink of death. They then threw a bag over his head and threw him in their windowless rape van. They then sped off in the night, taking sir clucks to their hideout out in the Dastardly Dry Desert. Not many days passed before the citizens of SHITBUTT city realized that their Most beloved Sir clucks had gone missing. Day,weeks months passed by, but to no avail. Finally, in the 4th month of sir clucks absence, the honey badger brothers sent mayor Monkeyman a ransom note explaining how they want 1 million in clean bills. Little did they know Sir clucks had been coming up with a plan of his own, as the days passed. Nightfall came and Sir clucks set his plan in motion. He had been working on getting his bindings loose and tonight was the night he would escape. "I don't feel so well" says sir clucks to one of the honey badger brothers that was on guard that night. "ehhh what seems to be the problem?" he opens sirclucks cage, not knowing he is a 7th level Black belt. BAM SMACK BONG and with that sir clucks moved quicker than a jack rabbit and ran out into the chill desert night. After hours of running and his feet bloody to the bone he came to a road. You know what happened next? He crossed that SHIT and lived happily ever after And that my amigos is the Factual true story of Sir clucks the 3rd.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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