Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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A man. That is all.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Compton

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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