whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Justin Bieber

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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