- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

women's rights

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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