Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Pavel Novak

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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What is worse than hell?

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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