- Anti Joke

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

You know George Washington? He died.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!