Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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planking.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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