- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Hitler was Jewish.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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