Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Unflushed Shit...

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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