Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Compton

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Steve Jobs.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Rebecca Black

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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