What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Star Wars

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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potato farming

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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http://www.ladsta.com

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Anti Joke

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