- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

What is a question?

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What sucks?

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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