- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

a show horse jumps over a bar

Steve Jobs.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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