- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Pavel Novak

brett is a dick

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Your Mom

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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