Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What's up? The sky.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Women's Rights

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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