- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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