I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What is a question?

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Penis.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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