- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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