Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Chuck Norris died.

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