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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

The Economy

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

you will die someday

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Haha

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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