Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Nah

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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