How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Womens Rights.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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I am really good at math debating

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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potato farming

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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