How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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