snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

you just lost the game!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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