Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Pavel Novak

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Women's Rights

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

imadewords

I'm gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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