- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Steve Jobs.

Compton

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??