- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Your mother

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Yeah, totally.

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