You want to hear a joke? Democract

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

in the begining... god made some stuff

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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