- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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