What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Knock Knock No one answers....

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

robin, get in the car.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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