What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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A jew went to Germany.

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Hello

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Small titties.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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