Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Womens rights

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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