Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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