How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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So dont touch it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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