- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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