Whats White and sticky? Semen

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Small titties.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

Lil' Wayne

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Nah

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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