- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Yeah, totally.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Hitler was Jewish.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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