Pavel Novak

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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stuff and dogs {()}

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What is worse than hell?

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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