a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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