- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Star Wars

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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