A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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