ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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