Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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the guy below me is gay

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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