- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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A baby seal walks into a club...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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