What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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