- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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