i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Your mother

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Justin Bieber

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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