My mom.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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women's rights

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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