- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

So dont touch it

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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