A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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cms.......?????

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What is a question?

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Penis.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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what time is it rape time

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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