Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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antijokes

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Hello

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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