- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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