What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

Knock knock *No one was home*

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Asians

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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