- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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