How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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