Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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