what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Nah

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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