Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Women's sports.

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Womens rights

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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