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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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