- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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