who smells? •Liam

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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My Girlfriend

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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