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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Penis.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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