why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Yeah, totally.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Hitler was Jewish.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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