A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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potatoes

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