like my drawing of a white person?

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

suck my dick.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

minced oaths

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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