Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Pavel Novak

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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