How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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what time is it rape time

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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