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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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