- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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