- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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