cory is gay

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Hitler was Jewish.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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