- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Your mom goes to college

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

Sarah Palin is President

Wolf Pussy

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

HARRY EFFING STYLES

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Womens rights

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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