whats pale and white your ass.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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