I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Compton

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Steve Jobs.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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who smells? •Liam

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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