- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Knock knock. Come in.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

NEVER

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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