- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Justin Bieber

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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