- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Hitler was Jewish.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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