- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Once upon a time.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Ben Colbert is gay

Small titties.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

What's white and very boney? A bone

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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