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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

the guy below me is gay

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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