What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Hitler is my role model

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My mom's dead

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Lil' Wayne

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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