What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Knock Knock No one answers....

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

robin, get in the car.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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