What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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suck my dick.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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World Peace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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