Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Poop

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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