- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

cory is gay

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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