What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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women's lacrosse.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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