This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

What is an anti-joke? This is.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

I only like NY as a friend.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

This is not a good joke.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

antijokes

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Hummer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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