- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

The Charlotte bobcats.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Baseball

What's 5+7? Piccillo

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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