- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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