Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

OGC - tilt your head

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

the guy below me is gay

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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