What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

you will die someday

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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