i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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