- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What's 5+7? Piccillo

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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