What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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