What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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