- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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