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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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