Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

So dont touch it

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

A baby seal walks into a club...

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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