Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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