Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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