what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Anti Joke

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