What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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A man. That is all.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Compton

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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