- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Women's sports.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

like my drawing of a white person?

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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