- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Yeah, totally.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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