- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

brett is a dick

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Your Mom

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

I only like NY as a friend.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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