LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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