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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Sex. That is all.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Lebron Traveled

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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This is not a good joke.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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