Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Baseball

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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