I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Homework.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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i love antijokes

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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you just lost the game!

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