What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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