womens rights

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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