Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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8============D PEN1S

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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