- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

The horse's name was Friday

Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

Knock knock silence Knock knock silence KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

Junior's love life.

knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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