why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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The horse's name was Friday

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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Junior's love life.

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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