- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

Junior's love life.

I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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