Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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Junior's love life.

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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