Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

thumb_up thumb_down +18

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Patrick is gay

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

thumb_up thumb_down +16

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

thumb_up thumb_down +14

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A woman leaves the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops