Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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cms.......?????

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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