Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Women's sports.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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