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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Yeah, totally.

Tim's gay.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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