penis that is all

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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