silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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you will die someday

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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you just lost the game!

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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