Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Nah

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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