knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Yeah, totally.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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cory is gay

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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