Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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