- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

A baby seal walks into a club...

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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