What is brown and sticky?

A horse walks into a bar...n

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

roses are red, violets are violet

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

ROSS G IS OBESE

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

knock knock your gay

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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