Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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potatoes

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Microsoft Windows

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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your life

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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