Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

A jew went to Germany.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Small titties.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Whats White and sticky? Semen

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What's white and very boney? A bone

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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