- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

in the begining... god made some stuff

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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