- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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