- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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