- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Ben Colbert is gay

Small titties.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

What's white and very boney? A bone

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

minorities.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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