Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

You know George Washington? He died.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

The Economy

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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