Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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