Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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My mom just died....

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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penis that is all

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Communism

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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AVI IS A FAG

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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