- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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