- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Nah

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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