- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Yeah, totally.

Women's rights.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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