What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Women's sports.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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i hate you.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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