How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

A seal walks into a club.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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