How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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