i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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potatoes

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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