- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Small titties.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

You want to hear a joke? Democract

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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