What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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