What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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