- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom just died....

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Rebecca Black

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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