Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Once upon a time.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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