- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

My Girlfriend

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Susie has Autism

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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