Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Women's sports.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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potatoes

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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