what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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antijokes

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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NEVER

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Small titties.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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69

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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