suck my dick.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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