If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Your mother

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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