Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

what time is it rape time

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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