- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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