I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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suck my dick.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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what time is it rape time

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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