- Anti Joke

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

potato farming

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.