1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Grapefruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Anti Joke

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