Women's rights

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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