- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Yeah, totally.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

whats pale and white your ass.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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