- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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