- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

what time is it rape time

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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