- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What's up? The sky.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

The Economy

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

I have read the Terms of Service.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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