what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Yeah, totally.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Hitler was Jewish.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Osama Bin Laden dies.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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