planking.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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