Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Your mother

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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