What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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minorities.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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