what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What sucks?

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

A baby seal walks into a club.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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