Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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Anti Joke

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