Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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