Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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