A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Pavel Novak

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Flab

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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