silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Grapefruit.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Poop

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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