- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

penis that is all

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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