Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

a show horse jumps over a bar

Three blondes walk into a community college.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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