My friends are like trampolines I have none

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Hey Caleb.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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