- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Hitler was Jewish.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

planking.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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