Small titties.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Hummer.

WTF BOOOOOM

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Hitler is my role model

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

"Hello." "Hi."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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