I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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brett is a dick

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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OGC - tilt your head

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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