What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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