- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

i hate you.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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