- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Hitler was Jewish.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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