Knock knock *No one was home*

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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imadewords

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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