This is not a good joke.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Hello

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Hummer.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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