- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

who smells? •Liam

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Hitler was Jewish.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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