ROSS G IS OBESE

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Chuck Norris died.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Baseball

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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