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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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austins gay lolololol

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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