Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Hello

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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