Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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My mom.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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robin, get in the car.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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