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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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