- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

NEVER

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

You know George Washington? He died.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

So dont touch it

brett is a dick

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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