What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Your mom

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Knock Knock No one answers....

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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