"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

ROSS G IS OBESE

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Chaney is a dumb b****

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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