A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Microsoft Windows

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Penis.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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