Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

obama is a good president

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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