Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Sarah Palin is President

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Womens' rights.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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