KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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you just lost the game!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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