Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Once upon a time.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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the guy below me is gay

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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