Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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I'm gay.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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