what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Anti Joke

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