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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Grapefruit.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Grapefruit.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

I have read the Terms of Service.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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