cory is gay

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A baby seal walks into a club...

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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