Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Womens' rights.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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What is a question?

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Penis.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Chuck Norris died.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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