Small titties.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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