What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Someone told me about this website.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

whats pale and white your ass.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Yeah, totally.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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