It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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The WNBA

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Lil' Wayne

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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ruddell and dodds anal

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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minorities.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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