Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Womens' rights.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Women's sports.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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