What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Microsoft Windows

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Banana(s)

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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What sucks?

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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what time is it rape time

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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