What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Womens rights

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

Womens' rights.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

i hate you.

Women's sports.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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