What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Whats9+10 19

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Chuck Norris died.

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womens rights

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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