Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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