- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Your mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

A man. That is all.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

cory is gay

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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