Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

you will die someday

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

I'm gay.

antijokes

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Ben Colbert is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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