- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

A man. That is all.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Yeah, totally.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Compton

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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