- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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You know George Washington? He died.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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