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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

a show horse jumps over a bar

Three blondes walk into a community college.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

who smells? •Liam

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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