- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

AVI IS A FAG

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Hitler was Jewish.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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