why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Yeah, totally.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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AVI IS A FAG

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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