What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Star Wars

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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