Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Asians

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Knock knock. Come in.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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