- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

Lil' Wayne

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

What's white and very boney? A bone

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

The WNBA.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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