- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

the guy below me is gay

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Justin Bieber

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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