Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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