Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Compton

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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