HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Penis.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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