I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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like facebook.com/john maon

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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