I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Rebecca Black

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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