The Economy

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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