The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

ROSS G IS OBESE

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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