What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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nine...eleven

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Flab

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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you will die someday

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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