What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

in the begining... god made some stuff

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Womens' rights.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

women's lacrosse.

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