Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Ben Colbert is gay

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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