What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Pavel Novak

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

brett is a dick

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

I have read the Terms of Service.

Haha

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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