So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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