- Anti Joke

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue