What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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A jew went to Germany.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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NEVER

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Small titties.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Your mom goes to college

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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