Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Hello

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NEVER

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Wolf Pussy

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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