"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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The Economy

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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austins gay lolololol

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Flab

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Poop

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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