whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Small titties.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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