- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Yeah, totally.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Women's rights.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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