- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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