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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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antijokes

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Hitler is my role model

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Sarah Palin is President

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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