- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

penis that is all

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Steve Jobs.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

cory is gay

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

AVI IS A FAG

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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