- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Looks through the peephole.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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