- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

What's white and very boney? A bone

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

minorities.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

in the begining... god made some stuff

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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