why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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