- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Knock knock No one was home

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Small titties.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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