in the begining... god made some stuff

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Womens' rights.

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i hate you.

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Women's sports.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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