- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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