Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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like for a handjob.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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