How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Whats9+10 19

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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womens rights

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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