How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

Penis.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Chuck Norris died.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Baseball

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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