Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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