Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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women's lacrosse.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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