What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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cory is gay

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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who smells? •Liam

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