- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

nine...eleven

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

I have read the Terms of Service.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Knock knock No one was home

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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