- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Kittens.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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