- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

brett is a dick

Pavel Novak

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Haha

I have read the Terms of Service.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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