- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What is an anti-joke? This is.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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