I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Knock knock *No one was home*

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

The WNBA

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Lil' Wayne

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

minorities.

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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