- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Knock Knock No one answers....

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Someone told me about this website.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Yeah, totally.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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