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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Women's rights

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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