why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Hummer.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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