Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Hitler was Jewish.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

NEVER

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Anti Joke

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