Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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The Economy

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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