A jew went to Germany.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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NEVER

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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