- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Once upon a time.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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