how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

ROSS G IS OBESE

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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