How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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