Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Hello

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Anti Joke

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