What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

You know George Washington? He died.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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