Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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