"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Kittens.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Womens' rights.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Nah

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