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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

You want to hear a joke? Democract

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

Kittens.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

Bin Laden is dead.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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