Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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cory is gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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The glass is half an hour.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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