what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Grapefruit.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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