Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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A man. That is all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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who smells? •Liam

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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