What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Star Wars

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

A man farted. Another man walked away.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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