What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Chuck Norris died.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mother

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Your mom

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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