Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Your mother

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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A man. That is all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Yeah, totally.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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