Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

So dont touch it

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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