What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Hitler was Jewish.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

My mom.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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