If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Homework.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Grapefruit.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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i love antijokes

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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