A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

a show horse jumps over a bar

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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