- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Women's rights.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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