- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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