in the begining... god made some stuff

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

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