That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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obama is a good president

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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So dont touch it

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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nine...eleven

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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