- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

What's up? The sky.

Pavel Novak

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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