- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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