Ben Colbert is gay

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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ruddell and dodds anal

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minorities.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Women's sports.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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