- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Pavel Novak

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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