What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Tim's gay.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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AVI IS A FAG

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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