- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

knock knock your gay

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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