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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

brett is a dick

nine...eleven

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Pavel Novak

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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