i hate you.

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potatoes

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Women's sports.

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Microsoft Windows

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Whats9+10 19

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Chuck Norris died.

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