- Anti Joke

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

A baby seal walks into a club...

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet