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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Womens' rights.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

women's lacrosse.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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