Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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The Economy

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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69

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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