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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Hitler was Jewish.