Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

penis that is all

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Compton

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

My mom just died....

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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