your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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