why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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