brett is a dick

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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This is not a good joke.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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I'm gay.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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