What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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