Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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AVI IS A FAG

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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cory is gay

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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