why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Chuck Norris

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Poop

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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