- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Bin Laden is dead.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

i hate you.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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