Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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