Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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