You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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