Knock knock. Come in.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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This is not a good joke.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Will you marry me?

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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