- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What's 5+7? Piccillo

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Baseball

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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