- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

My mom just died....

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Knock Knock No one answers....

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Windows Vista

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Hitler was Jewish.

NEVER

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.