What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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