- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

NEVER

Small titties.

Hummer.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

what's funnier than hell? heaven

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