knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Penis in a box.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

a catholic priest and a young boy

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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