What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

womens rights

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Chuck Norris died.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

whats pale and white your ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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