Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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what time is it rape time

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Baseball

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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roses are red, violets are violet

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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