Small titties.

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Hummer.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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9/11

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Hitler is my role model

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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