Knock knock. Come in.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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I'm gay.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Will you marry me?

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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