What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Womens' rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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women's lacrosse.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Microsoft Windows

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Banana(s)

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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