What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Pavel Novak

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Flab

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Poop

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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you just lost the game!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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