Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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NEVER

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Anti Joke

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