My butt!!!!

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you just lost the game!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Once upon a time.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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