- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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