- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

what is patrick wilson? smart

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Women's rights

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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