Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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