What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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