How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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brett is a dick

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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21

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Grapefruit.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Penis

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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