- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Tim's gay.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

penis that is all

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Yeah, totally.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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