- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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obama is a good president

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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