whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

a man walked out of church and said F***!

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Haha

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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