Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Looks through the peephole.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Akshaytiger World

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Ancient Greeks rights

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Anti Joke

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