Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Poop

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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you just lost the game!

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Sex. That is all.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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