roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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