What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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