- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Hitler was Jewish.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

planking.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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