How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Women's rights

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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womens rights

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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