What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

cory is gay

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

dog

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

An iguana walks out of a bar

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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