Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Your Mom

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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