'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

nine...eleven

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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