roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Penis.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Baseball

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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