The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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