If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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What sucks?

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Jake Bowar

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