If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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