What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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potatoes

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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