How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Women"s Rights

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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