You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Your Mom

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Anti Joke

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