- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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