- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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