Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

So dont touch it

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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The Economy

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Pavel Novak

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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