Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Anti Joke

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