what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Small titties.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Hummer.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Hitler is my role model

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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