What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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