- Anti Joke

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Knock knock. Come in.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead