Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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The Economy

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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