why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Communism

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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AVI IS A FAG

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Anti Joke

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