What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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