- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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