A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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who smells? •Liam

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Hitler was Jewish.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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