-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Penis.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Chuck Norris died.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Baseball

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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