Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Hello

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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