How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

A seal walks into a club.

Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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