how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What flys? A fly

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Hummer.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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9/11

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Hitler is my role model

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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