The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Pavel Novak

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...