- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Justin Bieber

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

penis that is all

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Tim's gay.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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