What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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