antijokes

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Once upon a time.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Sarah Palin is President

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

minorities.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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