- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

Hitler is my role model

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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