- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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