- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Rebecca Black

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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