- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

A man. That is all.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

cory is gay

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

who smells? •Liam

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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