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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Penis.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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KEVIN HART

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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newt gingrich

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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