What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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My mom just died....

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Tim's gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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