- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Mitt Romney for president.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

cot!

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Hey Caleb.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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