Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

You want to hear a joke? Democract

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

potatoes

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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