Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Jokes are funny.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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womens rights

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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