I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Hitler was Jewish.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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who smells? •Liam

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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