- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

a show horse jumps over a bar

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Someone told me about this website.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Knock Knock No one answers....

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Yeah, totally.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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