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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What is worse than hell?

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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