What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

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