What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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