Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Looks through the peephole.

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Haha

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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I'm gay.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Anti Joke

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