How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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