Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Pavel Novak

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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