- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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