What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Steve Jobs.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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