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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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