Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Penis.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Chuck Norris died.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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