- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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