GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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potatoes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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knock knock your gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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