me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

a show horse jumps over a bar

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Your mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Yeah, totally.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Knock Knock No one answers....

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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