A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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the your face joke

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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