There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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