Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Tennesse

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Poopsack Jones

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Hitler was Jewish.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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