- Anti Joke

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Hitler was Jewish.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit