- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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