Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

KEVIN HART

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops