why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Hitler was Jewish.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

who smells? •Liam

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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