What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Star Wars

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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