What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Yeah, totally.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Women's rights.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Vagina-Boob

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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