- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

A jew went to Germany.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Small titties.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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