- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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