- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

This is not a good joke.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

"Hello." "Hi."

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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