- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

cory is gay

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

who smells? •Liam

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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