a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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penis that is all

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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