- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

knock knock your gay

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Your mother

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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