Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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My Girlfriend

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Icecream

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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