Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Pavel Novak

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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brett is a dick

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Haha

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Poop

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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