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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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minced oaths

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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