If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Knock Knock No one answers....

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

A fat boy walked into a party

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Vagina-Boob

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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