- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Hello

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

nine...eleven

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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