Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Poop

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Sex. That is all.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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