- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Your Mom

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

women leaving the kitchen

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

cory is gay

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

MICHAEL

Chayton

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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