- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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