- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Hitler was Jewish.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

My mom.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*