That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Haha

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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