- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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