- Anti Joke

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

women's rights

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.