"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Penis!

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Someone told me about this website.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Anti Joke

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