What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

I only like NY as a friend.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

This is not a good joke.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

A jew went to Germany.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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