- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

penis that is all

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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