If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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brett is a dick

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Women's Rights

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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