- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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