what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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ps3

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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