You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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