What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What flys? A fly

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Small titties.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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The WNBA

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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