A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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666 im christian

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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what time is it rape time

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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knock knock your gay

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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