whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Womens' rights.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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cms.......?????

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Banana(s)

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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