Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Hello

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NEVER

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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