what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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imadewords

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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antijokes

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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BUTTERFARTING

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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