What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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knock knock your gay

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Justin Bieber

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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