What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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penis that is all

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Compton

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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