- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim's gay.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Yeah, totally.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Steve Jobs.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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