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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Hitler is my role model

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

"Hello." "Hi."

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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