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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

The WNBA.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Knock knock (No one is home)

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

A horse walks into a bar...n

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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