What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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