Hitler was Jewish.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

who smells? •Liam

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

obama is a good president

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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