Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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