Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

My mom just died....

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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