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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

i hate you.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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