Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

brett is a dick

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Pavel Novak

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Grapefruit.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Poop

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Knock knock *No one was home*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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