- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Hitler was Jewish.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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