A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

I only like NY as a friend.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

This is not a good joke.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

A jew went to Germany.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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