- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

A black goes to college

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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