- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

What is a question?

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

ROSS G IS OBESE

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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