Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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