Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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