- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

A baby seal walks into a club...

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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