Knock knock whos there punctuation

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

penis that is all

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Three blondes walk into a community college.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

My mom just died....

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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