- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

The Economy

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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