What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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