WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Someone told me about this website.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

robin, get in the car.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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