Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

What is a question?

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Chuck Norris died.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

what time is it rape time

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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