What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

Poop

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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