What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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your mother is so lesbian

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Tim's gay.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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