Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A jew went to Germany.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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NEVER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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