- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

who smells? •Liam

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

NEVER

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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