Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Womens rights

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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