What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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im black

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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