what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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So dont touch it

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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women's rights

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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austins gay lolololol

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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brett is a dick

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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