- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Grapefruit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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