Unflushed Shit...

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

thumb_up thumb_down +20

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops