What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

a show horse jumps over a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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