Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Chuck Norris died.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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what time is it rape time

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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