- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

"Hello." "Hi."

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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