- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Will gropes Ebola victims

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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