- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Hitler was Jewish.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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