here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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women's lacrosse.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What sucks?

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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666 im christian

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What is a question?

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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