Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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A seal walks into a club.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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