- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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