- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

whats pale and white your ass.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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