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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

robin, get in the car.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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