- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

Womens' rights.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

your mother is so lesbian

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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