Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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A guy is playing cod

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