Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

AVI IS A FAG

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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