A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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My Girlfriend

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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women's rights

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Homework.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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