What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Women's Rights

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Once upon a time.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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antijokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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