- Anti Joke

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

austins gay lolololol

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Chuck Norris

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Poop

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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