- Anti Joke

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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