Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

So dont touch it

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

The Economy

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Pavel Novak

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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