Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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what time is it rape time

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Your mother

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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