- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

a show horse jumps over a bar

Q: What's the point? A: .

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Yeah, totally.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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