Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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austins gay lolololol

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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you will die someday

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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