What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Penis.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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