What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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what time is it rape time

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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