- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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