How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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women's rights

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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