What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Tim's gay.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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