why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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no u

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Anne Frank.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Someone told me about this website.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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