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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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A seal walks into a club.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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