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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

who smells? •Liam

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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