Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Yeah, totally.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Tim's gay.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Steve Jobs.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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