- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

whats worse than flunking math? death.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Grapefruit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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