- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Yeah, totally.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

who smells? •Liam

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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