How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Small titties.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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