- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

A jew went to Germany.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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