Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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My mom.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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What's up? The sky.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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