Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

I only like NY as a friend.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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