What's 5+7? Piccillo

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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