Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

the guy below me is gay

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

The WNBA

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Whats 0+0 0

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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