Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

you just lost the game!

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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