- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

whats worse than flunking math? death.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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