- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone told me about this website.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Knock Knock No one answers....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Yeah, totally.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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