How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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austins gay lolololol

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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brett is a dick

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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