- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

A baby seal walks into a club.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Your mom

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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