What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Pavel Novak

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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you just lost the game!

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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