- Anti Joke

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.