nine...eleven

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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