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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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