Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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