- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What is an anti-joke? This is.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

I only like NY as a friend.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Knock knock. Come in.

Knock knock No one was home

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