My mom just died....

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Windows Vista

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Hitler was Jewish.

NEVER

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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