- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

The Economy

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

brett is a dick

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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