Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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AVI IS A FAG

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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cory is gay

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all starts back in 1765. Sir clucks the 3rd, was the finest most brave chicken there was. No other chickens could even compare. Well you see Sir clucks, with all of his riches and wealth, was one of the most popular chickens of his time. Everyone knew of his vast fortunes. Unfortunately for sir clucks his fortune caused him great misfortunes. You see the dastardly Honey badger brothers heard of the Great Sir clucks and thought to themselves "Why does sir clucks get all the fame and fortune." With that being said the Three brothers came up with one of the most evil plans. They found sir clucks, walking through an alleyway in SHITBUTT city. They surrounded Sir clucks and beat him to the brink of death. They then threw a bag over his head and threw him in their windowless rape van. They then sped off in the night, taking sir clucks to their hideout out in the Dastardly Dry Desert. Not many days passed before the citizens of SHITBUTT city realized that their Most beloved Sir clucks had gone missing. Day,weeks months passed by, but to no avail. Finally, in the 4th month of sir clucks absence, the honey badger brothers sent mayor Monkeyman a ransom note explaining how they want 1 million in clean bills. Little did they know Sir clucks had been coming up with a plan of his own, as the days passed. Nightfall came and Sir clucks set his plan in motion. He had been working on getting his bindings loose and tonight was the night he would escape. "I don't feel so well" says sir clucks to one of the honey badger brothers that was on guard that night. "ehhh what seems to be the problem?" he opens sirclucks cage, not knowing he is a 7th level Black belt. BAM SMACK BONG and with that sir clucks moved quicker than a jack rabbit and ran out into the chill desert night. After hours of running and his feet bloody to the bone he came to a road. You know what happened next? He crossed that SHIT and lived happily ever after And that my amigos is the Factual true story of Sir clucks the 3rd.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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