- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

This is not a good joke.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

I'm gay.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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