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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Star Wars

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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