nine...eleven

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

you just lost the game!

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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