- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

This is not a good joke.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

NEVER

Hummer.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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