- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Sarah Palin is President

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

What's white and very boney? A bone

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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