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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Compton

Steve Jobs.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Rebecca Black

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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