what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Kittens.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Bin Laden is dead.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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