What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Someone told me about this website.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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