- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

you just lost the game!

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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