How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Women's Rights

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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