What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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This is not a good joke.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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