- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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