If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

I have read the Terms of Service.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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