What's white and very boney? A bone

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Women's rights.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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I am black.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Penis.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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