Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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obama is a good president

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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