How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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potatoes

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Women's sports.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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