- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Knock knock whos there punctuation

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

A man. That is all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

cory is gay

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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