- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

This is not a good joke.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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