What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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NEVER

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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