What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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i love antijokes

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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you just lost the game!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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