I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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