What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

NEVER

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

My Girlfriend

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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