What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Justin Bieber

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Your mom

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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