Your mom goes to college

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Womens' rights.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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