Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Icecream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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