- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

The Economy

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What's up? The sky.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

I have read the Terms of Service.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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