What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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