What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

NEVER

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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