Grapefruit.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Women's Rights

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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