What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

a show horse jumps over a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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