What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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