What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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