- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Tim's gay.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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