What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Grapefruit.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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