- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

cory is gay

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Hitler was Jewish.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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