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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Teen pregnancy

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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