- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Grapefruit.

Knock, knock. Come in!

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

I have read the Terms of Service.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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