- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

My mom.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

You know George Washington? He died.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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