So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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NEVER

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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My Girlfriend

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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