- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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