what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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