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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Knock knock No one was home

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

A jew went to Germany.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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