- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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