Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What's 5+7? Piccillo

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

A baby seal walks into a club.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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