what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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So dont touch it

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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