Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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what time is it rape time

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Chuck Norris died.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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