- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Justin Bieber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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