What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

robin, get in the car.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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