- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

who smells? •Liam

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Hitler was Jewish.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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