- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Knock Knock No one answers....

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

a show horse jumps over a bar

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

whats pale and white your ass.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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