What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Womens' rights.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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women's lacrosse.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Anti Joke

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