- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

nine...eleven

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

brett is a dick

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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