why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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cot!

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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who smells? •Liam

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Hitler was Jewish.

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NEVER

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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