What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

What's white and very boney? A bone

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

GAY PEOPLE

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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