What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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GAY PEOPLE

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penis hehehehe

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Anti Joke

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