What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Teen pregnancy

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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