- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Dozer has a soul

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

NEVER

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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