- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Osama Bin Laden dies.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

My mom.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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