why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Knock knock *No one was home*

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Hummer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Your mom goes to college

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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