- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

who smells? •Liam

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Hitler was Jewish.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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