Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Communism

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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NEVER

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Windows Vista

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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