Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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