- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Pavel Novak

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Poop

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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