Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Star Wars

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

A guy is playing cod

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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