- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

The Economy

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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