- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Knock, knock. Come in!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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