A baby seal walks into a club...

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What's up? The sky.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

I have read the Terms of Service.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Pavel Novak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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