What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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My mom just died....

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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cory is gay

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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AVI IS A FAG

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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robin, get in the car.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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