Knock knock whos there punctuation

Your mom

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

Someone told me about this website.

Q: What's the point? A: .

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

cot!

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

who smells? •Liam

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