Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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