Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Kittens.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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