Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Grapefruit.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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