i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

a show horse jumps over a bar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

cot!

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Communism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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