- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Penis.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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