"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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