AVI IS A FAG

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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NEVER

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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My Girlfriend

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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