do you know what's so funny? yup

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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penis that is all

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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