Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

ROSS G IS OBESE

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

What sucks?

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

knock knock your gay

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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