- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

who smells? •Liam

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Hitler was Jewish.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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