A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Grapefruit.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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