- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Knock knock No one was home

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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