what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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obama is a good president

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Grapefruit.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Anti Joke

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