whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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