Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Your mother

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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penis that is all

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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