What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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The Economy

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You know George Washington? He died.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Pavel Novak

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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