Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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