- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

in the begining... god made some stuff

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

i hate you.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

ROSS G IS OBESE

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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