Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Tim's gay.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

penis that is all

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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