Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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My mom.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

NEVER

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

I have read the Terms of Service.

What's up? The sky.

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