A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

A Mexican walks into a club.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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