Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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cory is gay

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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who smells? •Liam

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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My mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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