Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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A van drives into a car.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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I can't think of a joke!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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