- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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