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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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