- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Rebecca Black

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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