- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

A man. That is all.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Yeah, totally.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Rebecca Black

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Compton

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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