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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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