Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Lil' Wayne

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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minorities.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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