Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

I only like NY as a friend.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Sex. That is all.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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