- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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