What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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What's up? The sky.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Pavel Novak

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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