- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Chuck Norris died.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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