What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

What's white and very boney? A bone

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

A Mexican walks into a club.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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