Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Haha

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austins gay lolololol

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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