- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

tim rafter died no one cared

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Anal cheese curds.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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