- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

Womens' rights.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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