- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

NEVER

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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