So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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NEVER

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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My Girlfriend

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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austins gay lolololol

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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