Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Pavel Novak

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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