- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

What's white and very boney? A bone

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

penis hehehehe

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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