- Anti Joke

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Grapefruit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

obama is a good president

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Icecream

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him