Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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My mom just died....

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cory is gay

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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AVI IS A FAG

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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robin, get in the car.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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