Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Poop

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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