- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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