What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Grapefruit.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Poop

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Anti Joke

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