Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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