Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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