Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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womens rights

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your mother is so lesbian

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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