What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Justin Bieber

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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