Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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Anti Joke

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