What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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