There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Anti Joke

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