When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

This is not a good joke.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Whats 0+0 0

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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