A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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