- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

NEVER

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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