why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Pavel Novak

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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