What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Justin Bieber

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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