Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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My Girlfriend

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NEVER

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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