- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

knock knock Come in.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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