A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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69

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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