You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

Boobs are nasty!

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

What's white and very boney? A bone

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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