Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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