A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A seal walks into a club.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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