Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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