onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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