- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Hitler was Jewish.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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