- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Knock knock No one was home

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

A jew went to Germany.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Small titties.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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