Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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obama is a good president

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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