Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Small titties.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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The WNBA

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Bumsniffer

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Water, please.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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