What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

A jew went to Germany.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

Whats 0+0 0

Your mom goes to college

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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