- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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