KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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