Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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whats pale and white your ass.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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