Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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im black

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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