- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

brett is a dick

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Pavel Novak

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Knock knock No one was home

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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