What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Womens' rights.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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i hate you.

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Women's sports.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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