what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Banana(s)

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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