- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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