Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Your mom goes to college

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Womens rights

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Bin Laden is dead.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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