Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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oh hiya come in

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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suck my dick.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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