i hate you.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What is brown and sticky?

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Women's rights

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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