How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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what time is it rape time

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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