- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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