Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Compton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Rebecca Black

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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