like facebook.com/john maon

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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A jew went to Germany.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Small titties.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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