A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

What is a question?

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

what time is it rape time

2

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Your mother

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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