How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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NEVER

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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My Girlfriend

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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