Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

So dont touch it

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

you just lost the game!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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