A British man walks into a dental office.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Justin Bieber

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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