What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Rebecca Black

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

AVI IS A FAG

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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