Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Haha

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Pavel Novak

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Poop

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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This is not a good joke.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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