- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Justin Bieber

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Tim's gay.

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