- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Women's rights

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

cms.......?????

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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