A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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