Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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You know George Washington? He died.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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