- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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