Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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AVI IS A FAG

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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