Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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My Girlfriend

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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