Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

A Mexican walks into a club.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Microsoft Windows

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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