Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

NEVER

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

So dont touch it

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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You know George Washington? He died.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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