What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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