- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

who smells? •Liam

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

My mom.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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