your mother is so lesbian

Chaney is a dumb b****

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

a show horse jumps over a bar

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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