How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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