What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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you just lost the game!

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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