what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Penis.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Anti Joke

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