Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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A man. That is all.

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Your mom

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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