Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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you just lost the game!

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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This is not a good joke.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Anal cheese curds.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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the guy below me is gay

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Justin Bieber

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