What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Your mother

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Compton

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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My mom just died....

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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