- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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