Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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A jew went to Germany.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Hummer.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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