- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Women's sports.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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