What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Sarah Palin is President

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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