What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Microsoft Windows

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Banana(s)

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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What sucks?

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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your mother is so lesbian

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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what time is it rape time

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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