Women's sports.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Banana(s)

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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