Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Anti Joke

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