- Anti Joke

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

NEVER