Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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you just lost the game!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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