What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Anti Joke

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