Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Osama Bin Laden dies.

My mom.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

NEVER

So dont touch it

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Anti Joke

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