how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

69

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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