Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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NEVER

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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So dont touch it

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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21

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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You know George Washington? He died.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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The Economy

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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