- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Hey what time is it. 3:15

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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