What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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What sucks?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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your mother is so lesbian

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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