A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Hello

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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