- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Yeah, totally.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

penis that is all

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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