Hey Caleb.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Anti Joke

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