What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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women's lacrosse.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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your life

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Penis.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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