here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Women's rights

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

cms.......?????

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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