What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Pavel Novak

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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