Steve Jobs.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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