How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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austins gay lolololol

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Pavel Novak

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Anti Joke

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