You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Star Wars

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

A guy is playing cod

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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baby seal walks into a bar

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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