Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Your mom

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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A man. That is all.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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AVI IS A FAG

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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