Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Anti Joke

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