why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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