- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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