- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

robin, get in the car.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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