What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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http://www.ladsta.com

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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