What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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i hate you.

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Women's sports.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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potatoes

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Teen pregnancy

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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