Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

whats pale and white your ass.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Dozer has a soul

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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