- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Knock, knock. Come in!

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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