Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Your mother

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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