Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

you just lost the game!

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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