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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

This is not a good joke.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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