So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Penis.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What's 5+7? Piccillo

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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