Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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minorities.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Women's sports.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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