- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

i hate you.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

like my drawing of a white person?

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What is brown and sticky?

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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