- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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My Girlfriend

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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