How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

A Mexican walks into a club.

suck my dick.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Womens' rights.

women's lacrosse.

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

A horse walks into a bar...n

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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