A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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My Girlfriend

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NEVER

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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