Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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My mom just died....

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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NEVER

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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My mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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