- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Grapefruit.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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