- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Women's sports.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

i hate you.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Penis.

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