Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Dallas Cowboys

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Akshaytiger World

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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