- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

AVI IS A FAG

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Hitler was Jewish.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

2

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??