Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

This is not a good joke.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

I'm gay.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

A jew went to Germany.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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