- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Once upon a time.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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