- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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