Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Women's Golf

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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