What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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