I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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penis that is all

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Yeah, totally.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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