Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Tim's gay.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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penis that is all

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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