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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

what time is it rape time

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Your mother

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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