- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Grapefruit.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

you just lost the game!

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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