Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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