penis that is all

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Tim's gay.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

thumb_up thumb_down +17

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

thumb_up thumb_down +13

AVI IS A FAG

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

thumb_up thumb_down +11

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

thumb_up thumb_down +9

2

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops