Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Yeah, totally.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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