- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Homework.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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