- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Yeah, totally.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

NEVER

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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