roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Penis.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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