What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Womens' rights.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Banana(s)

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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