- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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