Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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knock knock your gay

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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what time is it rape time

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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