- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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