- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Icecream

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Grapefruit.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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