Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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