Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

obama is a good president

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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