- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

So dont touch it

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

you just lost the game!

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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