- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Tim's gay.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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