robin, get in the car.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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