- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Yeah, totally.

My mom just died....

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Communism

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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