- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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