- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

minorities.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Bin Laden is dead.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Women's sports.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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