How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

you just lost the game!

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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I'm gay.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A jew went to Germany.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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