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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

nine...eleven

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

you will die someday

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Knock knock. Come in.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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