What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Your mother

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Steve Jobs.

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