Q: What's the point? A: .

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Women's rights.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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