- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

who smells? •Liam

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

My mom.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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