Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Tim's gay.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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My Girlfriend

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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