- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

So dont touch it

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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