How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Penis.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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