Women's rights.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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