why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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This is not a good joke.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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