- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Hitler was Jewish.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

who smells? •Liam

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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