- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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