Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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