What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

A seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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