Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Penis jokes.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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