snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Asians

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Justin Bieber

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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