The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Womens' rights.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Banana(s)

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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