Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Pavel Novak

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Grapefruit.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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