How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

knock knock your gay

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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