What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Your mom

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Someone told me about this website.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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cot!

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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