Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Chuck Norris died.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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