Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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