Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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minorities.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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