Your mother

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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penis that is all

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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AVI IS A FAG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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