What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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You know George Washington? He died.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Akshaytiger World

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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