Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Whats9+10 19

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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