What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Rebecca Black

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Knock Knock No one answers....

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Q: What's the point? A: .

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

cory is gay

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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