Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Penis in a box.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Don't think of granny porn

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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cot!

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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