Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Poop

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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you just lost the game!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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