Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

What's white and sticky? Glue

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Penis in a box.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Don't think of granny porn

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

cot!

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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