- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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