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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

NEVER

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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