What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Yeah, totally.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Tim's gay.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Anti Joke

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