baby seal walks into a bar

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Chuck Norris

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

you will die someday

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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