- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

women's rights.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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