- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Yeah, totally.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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