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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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potatoes

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Womens rights

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Teen pregnancy

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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