- Anti Joke

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

-5

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

-5

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

-7

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

-13

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

baby seal walks into a bar

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

What is black but also yellow? A song.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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