Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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