- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Hitler was Jewish.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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