What sucks?

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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what time is it rape time

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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