JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

This is not a good joke.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

I'm gay.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Justin Bieber

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

WTF BOOOOOM

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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