What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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