- Anti Joke

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

So dont touch it

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

The Economy

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

You know George Washington? He died.

Grapefruit.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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