William Raines.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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