- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Hummer.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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