Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Yeah, totally.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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