- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Chuck Norris

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Poop

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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