- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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