Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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