What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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minorities.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Women's sports.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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