Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Anal cheese curds.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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antijokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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