Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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cory is gay

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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William Raines.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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