666 im christian

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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what time is it rape time

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Anti Joke

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