If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Your Mom

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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