A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Women's sports.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

ps3

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

cms.......?????

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Womens' rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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