- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

planking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Your Mom

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

potato farming

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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