Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Pavel Novak

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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You know George Washington? He died.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Chuck Norris

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Penis

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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I only like NY as a friend.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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