How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Women

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What did you say? I don't know.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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ps3

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boobs

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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