- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Knock knock No one was home

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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