scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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