- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

Women's sports.

i hate you.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

What is brown and sticky?

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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