- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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