How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Ancient Greeks rights

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Akshaytiger World

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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What flys? A fly

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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