How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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The WNBA

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Boobs are nasty!

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Anti Joke

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