- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

Boobs are nasty!

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

A Mexican walks into a club.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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