crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Do you know that car over there? No.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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