- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Why was johny late to school? He died

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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boobs

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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