- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Someone told me about this website.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

My mom just died....

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Yeah, totally.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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