Anne Frank.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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