whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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