Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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nine...eleven

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Women's Rights

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brett is a dick

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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