How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Mitt Romney for president.

Chaney is a dumb b****

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Jake Bowar

It's your mother, open the door.

Your mom

cot!

:-)book

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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