- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Womens' rights.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Microsoft Windows

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Banana(s)

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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