- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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