Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Windows Vista

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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My mom.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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