How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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