YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

whats better than 24................. 25

Jasper sucks.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Obama.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Poopsack Jones

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Knock Knock It's Open!

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What is brown and smells? Poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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