Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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a black father

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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French people

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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The horse said "nay."

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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the guy below me is gay

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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