Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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