What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Anti Joke

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