- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

The horse said "nay."

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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