Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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obama is a good president

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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