why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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womens rights

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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