- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

minced oaths

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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