Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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