- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

potato farming

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

A man farted. Another man walked away.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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