- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew went to Germany.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Whats 0+0 0

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

Your mom goes to college

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

You want to hear a joke? Democract

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