Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Obama-Care

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Canida

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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a black father

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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