- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Grapefruit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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