- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

What did you say? I don't know.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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