Women's rights.

b

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Your Mom

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

a

balls in ya mouf

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

NEVER

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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