When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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