- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

NEVER

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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