A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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