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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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