- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Yeah, totally.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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