Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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