yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Someone told me about this website.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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cot!

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Yeah, totally.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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