- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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baby seal walks into a bar

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Hummer.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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