What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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