how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

You know George Washington? He died.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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