Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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What sucks?

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your mother is so lesbian

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Your mom

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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