- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Grapefruit.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Will gropes Ebola victims

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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