what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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