Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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