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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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http://www.ladsta.com

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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