Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Chuck Norris

nine...eleven

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Akshaytiger World

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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