why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

You know George Washington? He died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Ancient Greeks rights

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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