- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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