- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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