- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

How much is an abortion? A life

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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