- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Hello

A man farted. Another man walked away.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Grapefruit.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

weiner? balls

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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