What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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666 im christian

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Banana(s)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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