- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

Rebecca Black.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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