- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Your Mom

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

planking.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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