How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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A man. That is all.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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AVI IS A FAG

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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