A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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penis that is all

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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