- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Anne Frank.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Pickles

666 im christian

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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