you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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