- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Grapefruit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Will gropes Ebola victims

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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