- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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