- Anti Joke

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

You know George Washington? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink