- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

minorities.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Bin Laden is dead.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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