How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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cms.......?????

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Banana(s)

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Women's rights

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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666 im christian

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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