What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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the guy below me is gay

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Will you marry me?

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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The WNBA

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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