How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Amputations.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Women's rights.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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