Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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