What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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penis that is all

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Women's rights.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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