- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Women's sports.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

the chicken whent boomand then died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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