What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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8=D

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Hey

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Anti Joke

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