- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

like my drawing of a white person?

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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