- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Yeah, totally.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

My mom just died....

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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