ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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A man. That is all.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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AVI IS A FAG

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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