what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Your mother

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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