how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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666 im christian

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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womens rights

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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