- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Womens' rights.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

cms.......?????

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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