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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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The WNBA

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Bumsniffer

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Womens' rights.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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