Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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cms.......?????

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Anne Frank.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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