how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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you just lost the game!

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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