What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

nine...eleven

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Women's Rights

A guy is playing cod

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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