what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

You want to hear a joke? Democract

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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