What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Kittens.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Women's sports.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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