Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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9/11

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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hi

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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