- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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