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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

austins gay lolololol

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

brett is a dick

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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