- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Tim's gay.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Q: What's the point? A: .

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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