why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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