- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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