What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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cory is gay

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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