yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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AVI IS A FAG

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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