A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Rebecca Black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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