Pavel Novak

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Anti Joke

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