- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Women's rights.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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