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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Whats 0+0 0

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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