- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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