What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Tim's gay.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

My mom just died....

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Rebecca Black

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Women's rights.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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