What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

666 im christian

ROSS G IS OBESE

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

cms.......?????

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

womens rights

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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