whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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NEVER

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's up? The sky.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Haha

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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