Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

penis that is all

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

shut up

Steve Jobs.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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