- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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