What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

A jew went to Germany.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

Boobs are nasty!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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