Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

666 im christian

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Banana(s)

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

ROSS G IS OBESE

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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