- Anti Joke

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo