- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Women

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

i hate you.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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