whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Boobs are nasty!

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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minorities.

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