What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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