Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Banana(s)

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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