What sucks?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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what time is it rape time

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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