- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

My mom.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Women's Rights

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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