Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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The WNBA

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Bumsniffer

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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