ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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A jew went to Germany.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Whats 0+0 0

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Your mom goes to college

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Anti Joke

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