What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

My Girlfriend

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Star Wars

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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