Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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cms.......?????

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Justin Bieber

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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