What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Compton

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Yeah, totally.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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