What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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The WNBA

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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