why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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