- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Your mom

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Yeah, totally.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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