whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Grapefruit.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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So dont touch it

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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