- Anti Joke

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.