Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Teen pregnancy

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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