A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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penis that is all

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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