2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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knock knock your gay

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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penis that is all

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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