2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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minorities.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Bin Laden is dead.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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