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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

You know George Washington? He died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

You know George Washington? He died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Akshaytiger World

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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