Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Hummer.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Anti Joke

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