- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Osama Bin Laden dies.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

A seal walks into a club.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Star Wars

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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