a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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My mom's dead

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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