What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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My mom just died....

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Poopsack Jones

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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