- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

NEVER

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Hummer.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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