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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

What's white and very boney? A bone

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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