A black goes to college

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Anti Joke

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