Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A guy is playing cod

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Star Wars

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Icecream

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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