Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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