Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

in the begining... god made some stuff

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

GAY PEOPLE

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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