What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

A horse walks into a bar...n

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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