I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Gestapo.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Nothing yet CC

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Jasper sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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