- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Womens' rights.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

What is brown and sticky?

Microsoft Windows

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Banana(s)

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

your mother is so lesbian

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