What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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