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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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NEVER

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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