- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boobs are nasty!

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

minorities.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

I avhe dyiaexls.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

Women's sports.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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