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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

A seal walks into a club.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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