You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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My Girlfriend

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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