- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Yeah, totally.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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