- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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