- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

A horse walks into a bar...n

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Penis.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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