How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Someone told me about this website.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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cot!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Yeah, totally.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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