- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

I only like NY as a friend.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

tim rafter died no one cared

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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