Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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It says so on your cap.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Bumsniffer

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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minorities.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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I love Ciara!

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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