Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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A man. That is all.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Steve Jobs.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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