What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

A guy is playing cod

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Star Wars

Icecream

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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