Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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The Economy

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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