Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Banana(s)

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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