Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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