- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Grapefruit.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

you will die someday

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

This is not a good joke.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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