What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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My mom just died....

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What's up? The sky.

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