Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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