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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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