- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

knock knock your gay

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

what time is it rape time

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Chuck Norris died.

Justin Bieber

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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