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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Your mom

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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