Yeah, totally.

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AVI IS A FAG

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Communism

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Rebecca Black

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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