Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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im black

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Your mother

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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