yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

im black

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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