How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

ROSS G IS OBESE

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

666 im christian

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Banana(s)

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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