Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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