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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Haha

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Poop

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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