Windows Vista

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

NEVER

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Icecream

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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