Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

A man. That is all.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

AVI IS A FAG

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

My mom just died....

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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