ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Chuck Norris died.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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im black

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Your mother

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Anti Joke

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