- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

A seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Star Wars

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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