- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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