- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

So dont touch it

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

baby seal walks into a bar

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

tim rafter died no one cared

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