What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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im black

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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penis that is all

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Tim's gay.

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A man. That is all.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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