this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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