A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Steve Jobs.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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