Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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your life

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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