- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

cory is gay

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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