Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Dozer has a soul

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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brett is a dick

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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baby seal walks into a bar

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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