Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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A man. That is all.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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