like my drawing of a white person?

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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i hate you.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What is brown and sticky?

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Women's rights

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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