- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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robin, get in the car.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

You know George Washington? He died.

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