your mother is so lesbian

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Tim's gay.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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penis that is all

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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