co jo kurwa tocza?

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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It says so on your cap.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Bumsniffer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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