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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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