A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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