your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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minorities.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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