Patrick is gay

im black

What do you call Obama? - the president

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Knock knock whos there punctuation

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Compton

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

shut up

penis that is all

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Steve Jobs.

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