Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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