What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Women's rights

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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