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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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