Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Women's rights.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

NEVER

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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