How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

knock knock your gay

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

What's 5+7? Piccillo

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

what time is it rape time

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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