So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Women's Rights

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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nine...eleven

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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