What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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minorities.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Chuck Norris died.

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