Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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NEVER

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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A guy is playing cod

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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