Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Hello

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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69

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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minorities.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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I love Ciara!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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