What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Chuck Norris

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42

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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austins gay lolololol

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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you will die someday

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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