- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

cory is gay

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

My Girlfriend

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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