Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Hey Caleb.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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robin, get in the car.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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