What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Poop

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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