Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Tim's gay.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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penis that is all

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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My mom just died....

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Women's rights.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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