- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

NEVER

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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