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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

What is brown and sticky?

Microsoft Windows

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Banana(s)

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

your mother is so lesbian

What sucks?

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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