what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Chuck Norris

Pavel Novak

Poop

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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