- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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