Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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