What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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