- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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