- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

My Girlfriend

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Grapefruit.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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