a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Rebecca Black

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My mom just died....

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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AVI IS A FAG

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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