Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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So dont touch it

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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A guy is playing cod

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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