Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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