Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Steve Jobs.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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