- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

you will die someday

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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