Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Compton

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Tim's gay.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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