Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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8=D

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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austins gay lolololol

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Anti Joke

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