- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

A jew went to Germany.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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