What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Women"s Rights

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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