There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Tim's gay.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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