Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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