What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

A baby seal walks into a club...

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

NEVER

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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