What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

your life

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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