whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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NEVER

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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My Girlfriend

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Haha

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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