- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

ruddell and dodds anal

minorities.

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

A black goes to college

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Bin Laden is dead.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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