Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I love Ciara!

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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A black goes to college

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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