This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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Kim Kardashian.

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two fish are in a tank.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Obama.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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