Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Pavel Novak

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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brett is a dick

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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