Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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stuff and dogs {()}

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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