Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

thumb_up thumb_down +25

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

thumb_up thumb_down +23

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

thumb_up thumb_down +23

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Your mom

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops