- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

I avhe dyiaexls.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Women's sports.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What is brown and sticky?

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