Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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minorities.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Kittens.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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