Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

NEVER

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Dozer has a soul

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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