- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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