how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

A man. That is all.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

AVI IS A FAG

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

My mom just died....

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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