Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

cory is gay

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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