I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Bin Laden is dead.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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