ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

You want to hear a joke? Democract

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

minorities.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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