How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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My butt!!!!

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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This is not a good joke.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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I'm gay.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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A jew went to Germany.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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