yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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