Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

My mom.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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