An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Star Wars

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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