Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Women's rights

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

666 im christian

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

womens rights

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Chaney is a dumb b****

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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