What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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antijokes

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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