SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Pavel Novak

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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