what time is it rape time

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Baseball

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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