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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How much is an abortion? A life

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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