drugs.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Garry Glitters on here

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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