What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Communism

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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