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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Womens' rights.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What is brown and sticky?

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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