- Anti Joke

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

baby seal walks into a bar

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

you will die someday

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

You know George Washington? He died.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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