Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Compton

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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lol

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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