Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Star Wars

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Icecream

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A guy is playing cod

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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austins gay lolololol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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