A man. That is all.

Tim's gay.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Three blondes walk into a community college.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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