What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Compton

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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A man. That is all.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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