cory is gay

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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My Girlfriend

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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