Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

My mom just died....

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

AVI IS A FAG

Poopsack Jones

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Rebecca Black

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Osama Bin Laden dies.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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