Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Bumsniffer

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Women

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