yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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