your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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what time is it rape time

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Justin Bieber

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Anti Joke

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