- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Hey Caleb.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

A seal walks into a club.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

robin, get in the car.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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