why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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