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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Dozer has a soul

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

brett is a dick

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

baby seal walks into a bar

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

I only like NY as a friend.

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