What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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666 im christian

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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what time is it rape time

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Anti Joke

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