Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Anal cheese curds.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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antijokes

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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