Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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My mom.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Women's Rights

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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