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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

+19

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

+17

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

+17

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

penis that is all

shut up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Three blondes walk into a community college.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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