- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

Someone told me about this website.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

cot!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Osama Bin Laden dies.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

My mom.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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