if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

A man. That is all.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Compton

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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