- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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