What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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like facebook.com/john maon

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Your mom goes to college

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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