- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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