- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

minorities.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Kittens.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Women's sports.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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