What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

like my drawing of a white person?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

What is brown and sticky?

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

ROSS G IS OBESE

666 im christian

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

dead babies

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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