Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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what time is it rape time

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Anti Joke

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