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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Your mom

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Q: What's the point? A: .

Someone told me about this website.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

cot!

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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