- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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