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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Your mother

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Women"s Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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