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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

ROSS G IS OBESE

666 im christian

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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