Chaney is a dumb b****

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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knock knock your gay

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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im black

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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lol

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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