- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

ROSS G IS OBESE

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

im black

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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