Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

My Girlfriend

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Grapefruit.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

you will die someday

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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