How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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