Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Compton

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Yeah, totally.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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