why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Kittens.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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womens rights!

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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