I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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