- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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