- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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