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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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