- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Knock, knock. Come in!

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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