A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Hello I'm a fat kid

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A jew went to Germany.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

BUTTERFARTING

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Water, please.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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