If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Your Mom

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Windows Vista

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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women's rights.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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