Sit on Santas lap Boner

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

tim rafter died no one cared

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Ben Colbert is gay

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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