- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

You know George Washington? He died.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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