name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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