Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Grapefruit.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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