Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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A black goes to college

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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