a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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My butt!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Hello

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WTF BOOOOOM

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