Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

hi

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

your life

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

666 im christian

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

What sucks?

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

your mother is so lesbian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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