alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Bin Laden is dead.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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suck my dick.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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hi

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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