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KIMBERLEY HONEY

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Chuck Norris

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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