What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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A jew went to Germany.

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Hello

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NEVER

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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