Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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