- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

yo momma is so tall shes tall

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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