why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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hi

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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