What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A guy is playing cod

thumb_up thumb_down +3

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

thumb_up thumb_down +1

brett is a dick

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Haha

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

thumb_up thumb_down -1

nine...eleven

thumb_up thumb_down -1

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops