- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

what time is it rape time

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Mitt Romney for president.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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