Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

"Hello." "Hi."

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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