Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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