What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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