- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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