why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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