- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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