how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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knock knock your gay

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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im black

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Justin Bieber

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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