Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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