Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

My mom just died....

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Women's rights.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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