A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

8=D

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

So dont touch it

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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