What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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I love Ciara!

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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hi

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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your life

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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666 im christian

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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