whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Hello I'm a fat kid

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Whats 0+0 0

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

Bumsniffer

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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