Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

NEVER

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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