Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

what time is it rape time

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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