- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom just died....

Yeah, totally.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

AVI IS A FAG

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Communism

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Rebecca Black

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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