- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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