Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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A man. That is all.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Compton

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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