What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

you just lost the game!

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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