Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

NEVER

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

You know George Washington? He died.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

The Economy

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Grapefruit.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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