A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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