What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

your mother is so lesbian

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

knock knock your gay

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

A British man walks into a dental office.

Chaney is a dumb b****

im black

A horse walks into a glue factory..

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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