Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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im black

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Justin Bieber

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Tim's gay.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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A man. That is all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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