why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Poop

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Penis

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What flys? A fly

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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