Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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AVI IS A FAG

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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