Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Why was johny late to school? He died

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Banana(s)

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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