whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Star Wars

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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brett is a dick

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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austins gay lolololol

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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