How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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My mom just died....

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penis that is all

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Poopsack Jones

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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