3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

what time is it rape time

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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