A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Compton

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Communism

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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