Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Penis.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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