cory is gay

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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