What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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im black

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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A man. That is all.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Anti Joke

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