Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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cms.......?????

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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666 im christian

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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