Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

tim rafter died no one cared

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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