- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Women

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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