What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

ROSS G IS OBESE

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

im black

What do you call Obama? - the president

Your mother

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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