Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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hi

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What is brown and sticky?

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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