Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Your mother

What do you call Obama? - the president

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Compton

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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