Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Microsoft Windows

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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your mother is so lesbian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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