a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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minorities.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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