what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

Kittens.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

I avhe dyiaexls.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Women's sports.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What is brown and sticky?

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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