Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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666 im christian

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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your mother is so lesbian

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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im black

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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