Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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your life

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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knock knock your gay

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Your mother

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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