- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Chuck Norris died.

Fuck her

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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