- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve Jobs.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Osama Bin Laden dies.

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