What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Amputations.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Gestapo.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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