Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

My butt!!!!

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

knock knock Come in.

French people

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Your mom goes to college

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Lil' Wayne

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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