Chuck Norris

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

I only like NY as a friend.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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