Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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obama is a good president

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Women's Rights

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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