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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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