knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

yo momma is so tall shes tall

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