how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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A black goes to college

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Bin Laden is dead.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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