Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Kittens.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Women's sports.

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Anti Joke

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