- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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