A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Women's Rights

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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