roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

Sit on Santas lap Boner

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

WTF BOOOOOM

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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