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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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