Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

My mom.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Dozer has a soul

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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