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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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http://www.ladsta.com

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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