- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Star Wars

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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