- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

cory is gay

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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