Q: What's the point? A: .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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cory is gay

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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