in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Steve Jobs.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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