- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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