What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

A horse walks into a bar...n

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Women's rights

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Anti Joke

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