If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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A guy is playing cod

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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