What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Women's rights.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

NEVER

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Anti Joke

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