whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

No.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Grapefruit.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

I only like NY as a friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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