What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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penis that is all

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Women's rights.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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