- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

My mom.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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