What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Grapefruit.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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you will die someday

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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