Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Pavel Novak

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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