- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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