- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Someone told me about this website.

Q: What's the point? A: .

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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