Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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My Girlfriend

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Grapefruit.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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you will die someday

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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