- Anti Joke

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Knock knock. Come in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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