Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Anti Joke

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