- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

cory is gay

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Freddie Mercurys teeth

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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