- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

yo momma is so tall shes tall

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

I love Ciara!

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Bin Laden is dead.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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