cory is gay

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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My Girlfriend

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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