Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

What sucks?

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

knock knock your gay

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Chuck Norris died.

Fuck her

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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