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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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