- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Your mom

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Knock knock whos there punctuation

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Someone told me about this website.

Q: What's the point? A: .

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

cot!

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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