- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

knock knock your gay

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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