A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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baby seal walks into a bar

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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