What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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