What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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