why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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