I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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