friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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