Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Women's rights

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Amputations.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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