What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Boobs are nasty!

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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