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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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