Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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