Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

NEVER

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Hummer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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The WNBA

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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