- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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