- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q: What's the point? A: .

penis that is all

AVI IS A FAG

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

My mom just died....

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Poopsack Jones

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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