A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Haha

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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