What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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