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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

Boobs are nasty!

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

minorities.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

A black goes to college

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

Bin Laden is dead.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

I avhe dyiaexls.

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