WTF BOOOOOM

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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ruddell and dodds anal

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minorities.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Kittens.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Bin Laden is dead.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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