- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Hitler is my role model

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

"Hello." "Hi."

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Women

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

i hate you.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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