- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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