- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A guy is playing cod

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

You know George Washington? He died.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Grapefruit.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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