im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Anal cheese curds.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Hummer.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Bumsniffer

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Hitler is my role model

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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