knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Communism

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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