- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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