2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What sucks?

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

knock knock your gay

Chuck Norris died.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Fuck her

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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