What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Whats 0+0 0

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Your mom goes to college

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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minorities.

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