Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

the your face joke

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Rebecca Black.

A Mexican walks into a club.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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