- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

My mom just died....

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

AVI IS A FAG

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Rebecca Black

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Communism

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

whats worse than flunking math? death.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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