what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Rebecca Black

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penis that is all

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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