What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Penis.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Fuck her

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Your mother

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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