what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

brett is a dick

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

you just lost the game!

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