- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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