What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Bin Laden is dead.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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What is brown and sticky?

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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