a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

AVI IS A FAG

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Rebecca Black

My mom just died....

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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