- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

I love Ciara!

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

A black goes to college

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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