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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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