A guy is playing cod

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Grapefruit.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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you will die someday

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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