- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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