Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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