Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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The WNBA

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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