Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Women's sports.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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