- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's sports.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

What is brown and sticky?

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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