Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You know George Washington? He died.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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