Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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My Girlfriend

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Chuck Norris

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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