- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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