3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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what time is it rape time

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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