Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Women's rights

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Whats9+10 19

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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knock knock your gay

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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im black

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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