whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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cory is gay

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Anti Joke

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