Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Someone told me about this website.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

cot!

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Osama Bin Laden dies.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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