Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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