Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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This is not a good joke.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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I'm gay.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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A jew went to Germany.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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