why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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A jew went to Germany.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Hello

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NEVER

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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WTF BOOOOOM

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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