Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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