why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Dozer has a soul

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

brett is a dick

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

nine...eleven

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

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