How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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