How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Banana(s)

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

knock knock your gay

What's 5+7? Piccillo

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

what time is it rape time

your mother is so lesbian

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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