WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Small titties.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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