Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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like facebook.com/john maon

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What flys? A fly

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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My mom's dead

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Boobs are nasty!

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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