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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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