- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

Justin Bieber

Bumsniffer

My mom's dead

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

A black goes to college

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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