- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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