- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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