Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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My mom just died....

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Women's rights.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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