- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

My mom just died....

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

AVI IS A FAG

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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