- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

I only like NY as a friend.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

tim rafter died no one cared

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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