A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

666 im christian

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

your mother is so lesbian

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

knock knock your gay

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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