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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

A guy is playing cod

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

You know George Washington? He died.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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