What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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A seal walks into a club.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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