why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Grapefruit.

No.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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