- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

The Irish man was sober.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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