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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Yeah, totally.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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