- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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