shut up

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penis that is all

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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