Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

womens rights

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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