Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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