- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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