- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

The Economy

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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I have read the Terms of Service.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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