- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

What sucks?

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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