- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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