- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Penis.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Chuck Norris died.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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