- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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You know George Washington? He died.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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