What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Women's Rights

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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