What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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