How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

your life

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

ROSS G IS OBESE

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Chuck Norris died.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Your mother

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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