So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Compton

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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