Bin Laden is dead.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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hi

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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666 im christian

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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