- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

potato farming

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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You know George Washington? He died.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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