Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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The WNBA

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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