"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Compton

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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