- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

whats gay ? you

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

World peace

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

guess what? chicken butt.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Your mom

My mom just died....

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

planking.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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