Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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World peace

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Jake Bowar

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Anti Joke

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