Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Anti Joke

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