- Anti Joke

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Grapefruit.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Ancient Greeks rights

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?