Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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