How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

weiner? balls

Obama-Care

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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