- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

The Economy

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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