I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Women

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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