What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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