What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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you just lost the game!

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Anal cheese curds.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Hummer.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Hitler is my role model

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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