Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Jokes are funny.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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