If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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womens rights

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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