A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

AVI IS A FAG

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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