One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Jake Bowar

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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