- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

I only like NY as a friend.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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