- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Grapefruit.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

So dont touch it

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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