How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

NEVER

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Chayton

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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