Chuck Norris

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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