whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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