- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

"Hello." "Hi."

Sarah Palin is President

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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