why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Dozer has a soul

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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brett is a dick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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