I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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My mom just died....

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Your Mom

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Women's rights.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Like this joke

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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potato farming

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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