What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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knock knock your gay

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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