A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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The WNBA.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Women's sports.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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