A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Banana(s)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What sucks?

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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