why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Chaney is a dumb b****

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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