What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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im black

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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