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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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