What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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^that joke's not funny

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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