What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Someone told me about this website.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

penis that is all

Q: What's the point? A: .

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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