Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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8=D

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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