A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

brett is a dick

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

austins gay lolololol

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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