A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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A guy is playing cod

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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austins gay lolololol

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Penis

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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I only like NY as a friend.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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