What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

What sucks?

why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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