The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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nine...eleven

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Grapefruit.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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So dont touch it

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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