Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Women

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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