- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

BUTTERFARTING

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Water, please.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

A black goes to college

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Bin Laden is dead.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

I avhe dyiaexls.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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