Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

your mother is so lesbian

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Chuck Norris died.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

im black

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What do you call Obama? - the president

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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