What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Penis

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Anal cheese curds.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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