whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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I am really good at math debating

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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HTML

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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nine...eleven

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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