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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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