A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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