Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Oh, I must be hearing things.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

yo mama's so fat!!!

Please don't rape me.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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