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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

People Eating Tasty Animals

Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

nine...eleven

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Pavel Novak

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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