roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Penis.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

ROSS G IS OBESE

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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