What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Compton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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