What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Patrick is gay

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im black

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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shut up

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Compton

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Women's rights.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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