why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Dozer has a soul

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

brett is a dick

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

nine...eleven

Haha

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock knock. Come in.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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