Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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So dont touch it

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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