- Anti Joke

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

A seal walks into a club.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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