whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Obama-Care

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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French people

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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