Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Pickles

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Penis in a box.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Yeah, totally.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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