KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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http://www.ladsta.com

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Haha

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Ancient Greeks rights

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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