- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

My mom's dead

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

A black goes to college

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