a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Akshaytiger World

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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