Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Dozer has a soul

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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