What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Chayton

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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planking.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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NEVER

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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