- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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