What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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8=D

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A guy is playing cod

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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