This one time, at band camp we played in a band

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

I'm gay.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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