Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

French people

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Hello I'm a fat kid

the guy below me is gay

The WNBA.

Your doorbell is broken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

WTF BOOOOOM

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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