Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Anti Joke

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