A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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The WNBA.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What should I name my dog?

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Nah

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Anti Joke

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