What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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My mom just died....

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Rebecca Black

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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AVI IS A FAG

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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