Women's rights.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

women's rights.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

NEVER

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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