Your Mom

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Penis jokes.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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