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What is brown and sticky?

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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dead babies

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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KEVIN HART

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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