Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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So dont touch it

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Working hard or hardly working????

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Akshaytiger World

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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