A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Akshaytiger World

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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