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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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So dont touch it

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Obama-Care

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Akshaytiger World

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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