Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What is brown and sticky?

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Women's rights

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666 im christian

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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your mother is so lesbian

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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