Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Poop

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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like facebook.com/john maon

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What flys? A fly

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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