What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Chuck Norris died.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

What do you call Obama? - the president

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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