What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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obama is a good president

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Icecream

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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