What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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