Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Patrick is gay

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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no u

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Baseball

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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