- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Osama Bin Laden dies.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

A seal walks into a club.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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