Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Write your own

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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nine...eleven

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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