a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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AVI IS A FAG

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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women's rights.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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