Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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obama is a good president

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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The glass is half an hour.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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okay.....

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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