cory is gay

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

My Girlfriend

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

KIMBERLEY HONEY

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A guy is playing cod

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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