What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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666 im christian

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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