- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Chuck Norris died.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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