what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Grapefruit.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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brett is a dick

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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