Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Women's sports.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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69

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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cms.......?????

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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ps3

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Anti Joke

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