Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Penis jokes.

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Your Mom

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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