- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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