Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Communism

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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