- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

women's rights.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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