I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Boobs are nasty!

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

minorities.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

A black goes to college

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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