Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

No.

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Grapefruit.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What time is it? 12:03 AM

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

My butt!!!!

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

I only like NY as a friend.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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