why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Bin Laden is dead.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

A horse walks into a bar...n

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