Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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what time is it rape time

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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im black

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Anti Joke

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