What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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I'm gay.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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