whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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The WNBA.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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suck my dick.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Nah

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boobs

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