Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Banana(s)

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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knock knock your gay

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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what time is it rape time

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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