Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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