- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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