Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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My mom just died....

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Your Mom

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Women's rights.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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