Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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