Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Tim's gay.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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