Small titties.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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The WNBA

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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I love Ciara!

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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