- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Sit on Santas lap Boner

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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