- Anti Joke

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.