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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

My mom just died....

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

AVI IS A FAG

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Rebecca Black

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Communism

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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