- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

I only like NY as a friend.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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