What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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women's lacrosse.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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