What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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