What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Anal cheese curds.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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minorities.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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GAY PEOPLE

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