- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Women's rights

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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