why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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American Idol

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8=D

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A guy is playing cod

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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