Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

NEVER

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Chayton

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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