- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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