weiner? balls

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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The WNBA.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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