- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Boobs are nasty!

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Kittens.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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I avhe dyiaexls.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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