Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

womens rights

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

your mother is so lesbian

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

roses are red, violets are violet

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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