Penis jokes.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

AVI IS A FAG

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

My mom.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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