What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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brett is a dick

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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you just lost the game!

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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