What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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666 im christian

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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