- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

You know George Washington? He died.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

So dont touch it

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*