- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Chuck Norris

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Penis

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

What flys? A fly

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

i heart wiener

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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