Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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your mother is so lesbian

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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240

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Amputations.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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