- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

planking.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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