- Anti Joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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You know George Washington? He died.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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