Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

WTF BOOOOOM

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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