Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Communism

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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women's rights.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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