why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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balls in ya mouf

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Penis jokes.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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