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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Will gropes Ebola victims

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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