- Anti Joke

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Dozer has a soul

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Chuck Norris

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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