So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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boobs

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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your mother is so lesbian

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Patrick is gay

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Anne Frank.

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