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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Anal cheese curds.

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