My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Kittens.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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