- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

aaaa

I have read the Terms of Service.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

co jo kurwa tocza?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

The WNBA.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??