Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

like my drawing of a white person?

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

memes

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

minced oaths

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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