What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Hello

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Kittens.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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