Chaney is a dumb b****

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Jake Bowar

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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