What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Penis in a box.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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balls in ya mouf

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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