Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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like my drawing of a white person?

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

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