A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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ps3

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats gay ? you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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