knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Communism

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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