A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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A seal walks into a club.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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