What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What is brown and sticky?

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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