why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Penis

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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