So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Penis jokes.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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AVI IS A FAG

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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