what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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