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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

A guy is playing cod

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Knock, knock. Come in!

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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