onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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AVI IS A FAG

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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potato farming

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Anti Joke

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