Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Women's sports.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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