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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

I am really good at math debating

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

People Eating Tasty Animals

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Pavel Novak

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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