what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

NEVER

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

My Girlfriend

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A guy is playing cod

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

KIMBERLEY HONEY

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Grapefruit.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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