- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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