I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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A van drives into a car.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Pavel Novak

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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