What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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YOU IS DUM

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the your face joke

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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