what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Small titties.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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YOU IS DUM

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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