Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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potato farming

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Write your own

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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