- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Knock Knock No one answers....

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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