What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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