A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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what time is it rape time

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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