Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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