- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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