- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

A black goes to college

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

What should I name my dog?

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

69

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??