boobs

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hi

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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666 im christian

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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