- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

My mom's dead

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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