Bin Laden is dead.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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hi

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Anti Joke

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