What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Grapefruit.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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So dont touch it

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Obama-Care

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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