Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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hi

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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