what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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