I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Grapefruit.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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So dont touch it

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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