- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Freddie Mercurys teeth

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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