What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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French people

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Your doorbell is broken.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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