What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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