- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

A horse walks into a glue factory..

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Tim's gay.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

My mom just died....

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