a black father

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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lololololololololol

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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the guy below me is gay

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Get in the van

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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YOU IS DUM

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69

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Canada's army

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Anti Joke

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