What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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The WNBA.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Women's sports.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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ps3

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