That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Grapefruit.

So dont touch it

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Hello I'm a fat kid

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Small titties.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Hummer.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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