Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Three blondes walk into a community college.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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