Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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:-)book

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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NEVER

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