why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I have read the Terms of Service.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

thumb_up thumb_down -13

There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The WNBA.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

thumb_up thumb_down -13

tim rafter died no one cared

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

thumb_up thumb_down -111

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

thumb_up thumb_down +56

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops