i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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