How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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