Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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nine...eleven

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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