Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Microsoft Windows

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Banana(s)

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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what time is it rape time

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