if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Religion

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Small titties.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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