Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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I love Ciara!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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