SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

You know George Washington? He died.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Chuck Norris

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

Penis

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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