- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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