How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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