What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Jokes are funny.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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ps3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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