roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Rebecca Black.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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