What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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knock knock your gay

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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A man. That is all.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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