A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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your mother is so lesbian

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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