yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Punch line.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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im black

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Women's rights.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Anti Joke

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