What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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potato farming

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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dog

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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HTML

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Dozer has a soul

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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weiner? balls

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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nine...eleven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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