why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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A seal walks into a club.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Dozer has a soul

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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