- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Anal cheese curds.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

The WNBA

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Water, please.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

ruddell and dodds anal

ur mother

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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