- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

I have read the Terms of Service.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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