From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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im black

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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cot!

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Your mom

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Women"s Rights

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Women's rights.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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