People Eating Tasty Animals

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Pavel Novak

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Obama-Care

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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