A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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