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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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