Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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You know George Washington? He died.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Pavel Novak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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you will die someday

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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you just lost the game!

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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