Do you know that car over there? No.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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what time is it rape time

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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