- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

World peace

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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