- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Hitler is my role model

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

Water, please.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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