Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Hummer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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