"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Women's sports.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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