Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Penis.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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