"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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