- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

Bin Laden is dead.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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