A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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