how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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So dont touch it

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Obama-Care

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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