Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Q: What's the point? A: .

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

cory is gay

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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