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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

You know George Washington? He died.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

You know George Washington? He died.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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