Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

potato farming

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Write your own

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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nine...eleven

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Pavel Novak

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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