- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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