Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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