- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Penis.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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