I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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your mother is so lesbian

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What sucks?

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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