- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Anal cheese curds.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

My mom's dead

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

"Hello." "Hi."

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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