What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Women's rights.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Penis!

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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