- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Communism

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Rebecca Black

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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