whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Write your own

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Pavel Novak

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Obama-Care

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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