The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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