Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Chuck Norris died.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Tim's gay.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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