- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

I'm gay.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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