Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

I only like NY as a friend.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Knock knock. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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