Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Compton

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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