Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Dozer has a soul

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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A man walks into a bar.

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