- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

minorities.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

A black goes to college

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Bin Laden is dead.

I avhe dyiaexls.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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