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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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