- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Bin Laden is dead.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Why was johny late to school? He died

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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