Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Chuck Norris

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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brett is a dick

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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