Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Kittens.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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