- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

I am really good at math debating

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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