What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Akshaytiger World

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Your mom goes to college

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

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