- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Communism

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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