the chicken whent boomand then died

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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memes

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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like my drawing of a white person?

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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