- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

A black goes to college

Kittens.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Knock knock Who's there? What.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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