Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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