- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

KEVIN HART

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Three blondes walk into a community college.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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