Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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