Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Alt F4

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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My pet rock died.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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The 19th Amendment

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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