- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ur mother

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

A Mexican walks into a club.

hi

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

A horse walks into a bar...n

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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