Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Woman's rights

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

milly, milly, milly, cat

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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