What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Alt F4

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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The 19th Amendment

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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