- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Sit on Santas lap Boner

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

WTF BOOOOOM

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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