Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Penis

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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