How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Haha

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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