How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Anal cheese curds.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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The WNBA

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