knock knock your gay

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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