I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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A black goes to college

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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