You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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No

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you just lost the game!

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Akshaytiger World

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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