Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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knock knock your gay

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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what time is it rape time

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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