How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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