What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

A British man walks into a dental office.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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