Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Laura Pratz..

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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