Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

brett is a dick

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

baby seal walks into a bar

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Penis

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Ancient Greeks rights

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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