Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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