What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Communism

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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