Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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obama is a good president

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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