- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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