What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Haha

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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