- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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