Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Hello

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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