- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

tim rafter died no one cared

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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