How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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lol

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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AVI IS A FAG

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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My mom just died....

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Communism

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Rebecca Black

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Poopsack Jones

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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