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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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