- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Your Mom

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

My mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

women's rights.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

dog

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Dozer has a soul

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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