Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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The WNBA

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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