yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Compton

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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