Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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