What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

dead babies

Women's rights

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

your mother is so lesbian

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Anti Joke

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