A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Women's Rights

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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