why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Tim's gay.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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lol

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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My mom just died....

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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