I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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A guy is playing cod

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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