Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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knock knock your gay

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Patrick is gay

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Women"s Rights

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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