How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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My mom's dead

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Boobs are nasty!

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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