- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

A guy is playing cod

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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