- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Penis

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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