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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Mitt Romney for president.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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