Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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