What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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