Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Penis

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A man walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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tim rafter died no one cared

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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