- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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You know George Washington? He died.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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