- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

Kittens.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

A Mexican walks into a club.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Why was johny late to school? He died

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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