"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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An asian walks out of math class

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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