- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

Boobs are nasty!

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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