- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

BUTTERFARTING

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

WTF BOOOOOM

Bumsniffer

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Kittens.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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