- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

I love you.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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