- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

the your face joke

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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