What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Your mother

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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im black

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Women"s Rights

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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