- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Hello I'm a fat kid

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Anal cheese curds.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

BUTTERFARTING

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Water, please.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

A black goes to college

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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