Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Your mother

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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