Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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A guy is playing cod

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Star Wars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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