What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Why was johny late to school? He died

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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