how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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The Economy

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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