Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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A man. That is all.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Penis jokes.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Communism

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Hey Caleb.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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women's rights.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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