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How much is an abortion? A life

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BUTTERFARTING

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Your mom goes to college

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Womens rights

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