Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

cory is gay

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

women's rights.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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