Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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AVI IS A FAG

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Rebecca Black

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Poopsack Jones

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Communism

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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