Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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