Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Knock knock. Come in.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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