Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

shut up

Knock knock whos there punctuation

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Osama Bin Laden dies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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