Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Sit on Santas lap Boner

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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