Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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