- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

KEVIN HART

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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