Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Jasper sucks.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Poopsack Jones

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Anti Joke

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