penis that is all

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

AVI IS A FAG

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Communism

Rebecca Black

Poopsack Jones

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

whats worse than flunking math? death.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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