Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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8=D

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