2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

dead babies

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Women's rights

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Chuck Norris died.

Fuck her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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