2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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your mother is so lesbian

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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