Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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what time is it rape time

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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