What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Dozer has a soul

A guy is playing cod

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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