- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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