A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Dozer has a soul

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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brett is a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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