What flys? A fly

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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