- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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