A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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dead babies

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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