R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Icecream

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Dozer has a soul

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http://www.ladsta.com

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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