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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Dozer has a soul

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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