Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Patrick is gay

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A Muslim blows up a bar

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Women"s Rights

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Can I touch it?

lol

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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