What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Hey Caleb.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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