yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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A man. That is all.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Penis jokes.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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