- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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