- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

penis that is all

cot!

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

My mom.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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