- Anti Joke

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

baby seal walks into a bar

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Haha

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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