- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Chuck Norris

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

I have read the Terms of Service.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

baby seal walks into a bar

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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