why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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NEVER

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Icecream

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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A guy is playing cod

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Dozer has a soul

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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