Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Chuck Norris died.

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Fuck her

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Women"s Rights

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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