- Anti Joke

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Dozer has a soul

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

A guy is playing cod

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