My mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

women's rights.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Dozer has a soul

dog

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Icecream

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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