Knock knock whos there punctuation

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Your Mom

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Anti Joke

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