- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Compton

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

AVI IS A FAG

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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