So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What is brown and sticky?

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What sucks?

your mother is so lesbian

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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