What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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obama is a good president

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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http://www.ladsta.com

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A guy is playing cod

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Haha

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nine...eleven

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