Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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