Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

My mom.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Dozer has a soul

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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