There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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This is not a good joke.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Bumsniffer

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69

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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My mom's dead

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Boobs are nasty!

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"Hello." "Hi."

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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