- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Anal cheese curds.

NEVER

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

BUTTERFARTING

Bumsniffer

WTF BOOOOOM

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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