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women's rights.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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