- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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