This one time, at band camp we played in a band

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

A man walks into a bar.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Hello I'm a fat kid

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Hummer.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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