your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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