- Anti Joke

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A guy is playing cod

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

KIMBERLEY HONEY

You know George Washington? He died.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

I have read the Terms of Service.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

baby seal walks into a bar

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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