one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

co jo kurwa tocza?

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

WTF BOOOOOM

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