- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

A seal walks into a club.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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