What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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no u

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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