What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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