A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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the guy below me is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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