Compton

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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cory is gay

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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