How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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balls in ya mouf

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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A man. That is all.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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