Anal cheese curds.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Bumsniffer

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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The WNBA

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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69

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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GAY PEOPLE

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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