- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

whats worse than flunking math? death.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Your Mom

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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