Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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666 im christian

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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