What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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your mother is so lesbian

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Baseball

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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