Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Ancient Greeks rights

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

Anal cheese curds.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

The WNBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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