- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

People Eating Tasty Animals

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

a black father

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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