What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Patrick is gay

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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im black

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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