- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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