- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

You know George Washington? He died.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Working hard or hardly working????

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

you will die someday

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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