How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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AVI IS A FAG

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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