Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

i wish i was a tree !

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

stuff and dogs {()}

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

weiner? balls

Grapefruit.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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