- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Women's sports.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

women's lacrosse.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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