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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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A guy is playing cod

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Dozer has a soul

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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