What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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666

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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