- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

A seal walks into a club.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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