A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

So dont touch it

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Looks through the peephole.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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