Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Anal cheese curds.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Bumsniffer

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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A black goes to college

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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