little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Hello I'm a fat kid

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Hummer.

9/11

Your mom goes to college

Water, please.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

Canada's army

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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