Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

A horse walks into a bar...n

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

666 im christian

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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