Penis in a box.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Jasper sucks.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Anti Joke

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