How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

AVI IS A FAG

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

women's rights.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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