your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Women's rights.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Women's rights.

Penis!

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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