Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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women's rights.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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robin, get in the car.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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