- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Chuck Norris died.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Women"s Rights

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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