What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Anti Joke

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