- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

the your face joke

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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