Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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AVI IS A FAG

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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