How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What should I name my dog?

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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boobs

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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