why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Penis jokes.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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