Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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knock knock your gay

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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im black

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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