Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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NEVER

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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HTML

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Grapefruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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