your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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World Of Warcraft

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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