What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What should I name my dog?

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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