What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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shut up

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A man. That is all.

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Tim's gay.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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cory is gay

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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