What should I name my dog?

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

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