Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

Boobs are nasty!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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