potato farming

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Windows Vista

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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