what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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AVI IS A FAG

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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My mom.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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