- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Dozer has a soul

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Icecream

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

You know George Washington? He died.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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