Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Women"s Rights

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Your Mom

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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dog

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