What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Hummer.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

A black goes to college

HARRY EFFING STYLES

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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