Tim's gay.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Women"s Rights

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

AVI IS A FAG

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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penis that is all

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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