What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Penis!

Women's rights.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Ted Haggard.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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