Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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brett is a dick

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Chuck Norris

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baby seal walks into a bar

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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42

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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