- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

GAY PEOPLE

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

A black goes to college

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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