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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Grapefruit.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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