Bin Laden is dead.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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boobs

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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