what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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I came.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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96

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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NEVER

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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8=D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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