- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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