Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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8===========D O:

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Small titties.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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69

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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