- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

I love Ciara!

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

A Mexican walks into a club.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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