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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

balls in ya mouf

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

women's rights.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

nine...eleven

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