Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

weiner? balls

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

like facebook.com/john maon

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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