http://www.ladsta.com

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Haha

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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