what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

A black goes to college

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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