- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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