What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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shut up

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Compton

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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AVI IS A FAG

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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