What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Grapefruit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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