- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

A seal walks into a club.

You know George Washington? He died.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Knock, knock. Come in!

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

nine...eleven

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

weiner? balls

People Eating Tasty Animals

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Chuck Norris

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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