- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

666 im christian

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

A Muslim blows up a bar

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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