- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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