I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Boobs are nasty!

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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