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dog

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Women's Rights

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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