- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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