Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

It's your mother, open the door.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Your Mom

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Anti Joke

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