Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Bumsniffer

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Women

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What did you say? I don't know.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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suck my dick.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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