- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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like my drawing of a white person?

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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