yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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cot!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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