A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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