If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Penis!

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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NEVER

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Communism

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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