Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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AVI IS A FAG

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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