There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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what time is it rape time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Anti Joke

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