What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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HTML

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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8=D

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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obama is a good president

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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A man walks into a bar.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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