- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

i wish i was a tree !

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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