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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

A man. That is all.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Penis jokes.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Hey Caleb.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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