What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Someone told me about this website.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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balls in ya mouf

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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