- Anti Joke

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

baby seal walks into a bar

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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