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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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