Your Mom

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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My mom.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Dozer has a soul

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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