- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Bin Laden is dead.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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