What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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The Economy

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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