The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

go go gadget

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

where's waldo? in a picture book.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

justin littleton. nuff said

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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