How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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