What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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Hi

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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