Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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High school gym class.

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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Hi

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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