Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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Hi

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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