Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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