You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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Feet

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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