Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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High school gym class.

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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