Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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Anti Joke

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