Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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