- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Why was johny late to school? He died

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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