What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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