What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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