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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

cory is gay

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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A seal walks into a club.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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