in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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