The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Penis jokes.

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Communism

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Like this joke

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Hey Caleb.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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