What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Women's sports.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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