- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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