What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Your Mom

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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