Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Your Mom

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Poopsack Jones

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penis that is all

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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I came.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Windows Vista

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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