Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Fuck her

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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