- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11