Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Icecream

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

stuff and dogs {()}

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

People Eating Tasty Animals

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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