Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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9/11

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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I love Ciara!

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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