a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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The WNBA

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Bumsniffer

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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69

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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A black goes to college

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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