What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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