Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Women"s Rights

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Penis jokes.

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