- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Your Mom

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

My mom.

women's rights.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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