why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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lol

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Women"s Rights

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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