What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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