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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

whats worse than flunking math? death.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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