Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

KEVIN HART

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Justin Bieber

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

cot!

Your mom

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Three blondes walk into a community college.

What's white and sticky? Glue

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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