Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Tim's gay.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Someone told me about this website.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

cot!

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

Your Mom

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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