Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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KEVIN HART

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Can I touch it?

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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