- Anti Joke

A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

stuff and dogs {()}

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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