How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Which one is hardest?

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A black goes to college

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Jokes are funny.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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