Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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No

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tim rafter died no one cared

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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This is not a good joke.

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What flys? A fly

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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