What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

WTF BOOOOOM

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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