Why was johny late to school? He died

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Anti Joke

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