What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

your mother is so lesbian

What sucks?

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

im black

knock knock your gay

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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