how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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