Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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A black goes to college

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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hi

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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