When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Penis

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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A man walks into a bar.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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No

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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