- Anti Joke

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

My mom.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Dozer has a soul

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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