- Anti Joke

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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baby seal walks into a bar

Haha

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Ancient Greeks rights

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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