- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

BUTTERFARTING

WTF BOOOOOM

Bumsniffer

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

9/11

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

GAY PEOPLE

Kittens.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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