- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

weiner? balls

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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