Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Your Mom

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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