What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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