Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

KEVIN HART

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Justin Bieber

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Women"s Rights

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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