why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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A man. That is all.

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Penis jokes.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Hey Caleb.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Someone told me about this website.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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