what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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balls in ya mouf

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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