Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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NEVER

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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