Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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suck my dick.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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boobs

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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