What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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women's lacrosse.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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