What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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A black goes to college

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Womens rights

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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