Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Women's sports.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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