- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

Bumsniffer

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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