A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Grapefruit.

Ancient Greeks rights

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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