- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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