Ancient Greeks rights

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Penis

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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I only like NY as a friend.

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No

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What flys? A fly

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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