Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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brett is a dick

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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42

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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No

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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