What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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World Of Warcraft

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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I love Ciara!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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GAY PEOPLE

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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