What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Anal cheese curds.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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The WNBA

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Water, please.

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9/11

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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