Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Why was johny late to school? He died

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

dead babies

Women's rights

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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