How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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