A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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666 im christian

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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your mother is so lesbian

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Chuck Norris died.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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