Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Ancient Greeks rights

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Knock knock. Come in.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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