Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

AVI IS A FAG

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

women's rights.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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