- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Women's rights

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

your mother is so lesbian

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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