What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

i wish i was a tree !

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

nine...eleven

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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