Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Women"s Rights

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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