- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

A guy is playing cod

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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