What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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What flys? A fly

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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