What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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