why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

The WNBA

Bumsniffer

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Water, please.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

what's funnier than hell? heaven

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A black goes to college

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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