What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Communism

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Windows Vista

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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A seal walks into a club.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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