What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A seal walks into a club.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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HTML

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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NEVER

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Dozer has a soul

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Grapefruit.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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