A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Women"s Rights

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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cot!

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Windows Vista

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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