Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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No

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What flys? A fly

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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