Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Water, please.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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A black goes to college

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Jokes are funny.

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