Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Patrick is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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