- Anti Joke

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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baby seal walks into a bar

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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