- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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no u

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Why was johny late to school? He died

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

like my drawing of a white person?

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.