- Anti Joke

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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