How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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I came.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Windows Vista

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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