Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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KEVIN HART

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Women"s Rights

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Communism

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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