Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Dozer has a soul

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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