- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What flys? A fly

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

BUTTERFARTING

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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