- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Fuck her

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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