Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

You know George Washington? He died.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

A guy is playing cod

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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