- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

A guy is playing cod

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Penis

Ancient Greeks rights

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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