Hello I'm a fat kid

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

The WNBA

Bumsniffer

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Water, please.

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

GAY PEOPLE

A black goes to college

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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