What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

What sucks?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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