What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Ancient Greeks rights

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Knock knock. Come in.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Hello I'm a fat kid

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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