When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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8=D

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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