This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Women"s Rights

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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