What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Icecream

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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