i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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