whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Communism

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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NEVER

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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