Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Ancient Greeks rights

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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