what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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