- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Boobs are nasty!

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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