What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What is brown and sticky?

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

What sucks?

your mother is so lesbian

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

knock knock your gay

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

im black

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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