- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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