Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Women's rights.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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