Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Chuck Norris

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Haha

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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