What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Anti Joke

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