What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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