Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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