- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

That didn't hurt.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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