- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

like my drawing of a white person?

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

dead babies

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Whoa! A talking carrot!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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