how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

A black goes to college

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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