What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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BUTTERFARTING

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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My mom's dead

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9/11

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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World Of Warcraft

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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