- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

A guy is playing cod

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

stuff and dogs {()}

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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