What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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ur mother

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Kate

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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