- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Communism

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Windows Vista

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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