dead babies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Women's rights

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Chuck Norris died.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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