What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

A jew went to Germany.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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