Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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42

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Penis

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Anal cheese curds.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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