onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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My mom.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Icecream

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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