what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Dozer has a soul

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

brett is a dick

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Ancient Greeks rights

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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