- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Women"s Rights

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

A man. That is all.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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