Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Someone told me about this website.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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cot!

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Your Mom

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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women's rights.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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96

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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