Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

A seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

You know George Washington? He died.

Knock, knock. Come in!

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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