What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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