Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Compton

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Can I touch it?

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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cot!

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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