What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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GAY PEOPLE

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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I love Ciara!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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