Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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