Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

A man walks into a bar.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Hello I'm a fat kid

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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