How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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That didn't hurt.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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