How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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haha.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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